Originally Posted by CrackerJax

Are you aware that the military invented the internet? Al Gore did NOTHING.

Obama is in the same boat. Of course his lie is a bit more damaging. He's making Nixon look like a boy scout.

Originally Posted by MexicanWarlord420

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

Keyword: Monopoly

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.

Oh you mean the water with fluoride levels in it so high, scientists consider it toxic waste?

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

T.V. isn't used to influence people at all. No way!

I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

Your processed food with high fructose corn syrup and aspartame? Enjoy your diabetes. Good little sheep.

At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level
determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

Roads with potholes are awesome. And hey toolbag, the Federal Reserve is privately owned. Wow, you're shaping up to be quite intelligent here.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

The U.S. Postal Service that is going bankrupt and the school system that produces such intelligent beings as yourself?

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its
valuables thanks to the local police department.

And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.