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Old 07-12-2009, 07:26 PM
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Old 07-12-2009, 07:36 PM
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haha very nice.. the ending is what sealed it
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lol yeah, is it just me or isn't the president supposed to be born in America??
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lol yeah, is it just me or isn't the president supposed to be born in America??
LOL he is he was born in hawaii but his dad is an african ahhhaaha funny post though
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lol yeah, is it just me or isn't the president supposed to be born in America??
uhh i believe that's what the 22nd amendment states. Butt not totally sure .
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Old 07-12-2009, 07:47 PM
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LOL he is he was born in hawaii but his dad is an african ahhhaaha funny post though
i'm not totally convinced...
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Obama was born in America. He is a citizen. And you can be born outside of the US and still run for President. McCain was born to a military family abroad. He was still eligible. Also, if both of your parents are citizens and happen to have a kid in another country, you're automatically eligible to run as well.
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Obama was born in America. He is a citizen. And you can be born outside of the US and still run for President. McCain was born to a military family abroad. He was still eligible. Also, if both of your parents are citizens and happen to have a kid in another country, you're automatically eligible to run as well.
Actually there is some debate about where Obama was born. Apparently his paternal grandmother has stated that she was at his birth in Mombasi, Kenya, and the hospital in Hawai'i was continuously being changed on various news sites.

The real problem isn't Jus Solis or Jus Sanguinis, but the fact that Obama is still running around refusing to divulge his birth certificate, if such a thing exists.

If your claims on true, then why doesn't he just put the doubts to rest and release it?
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Actually there is some debate about where Obama was born. Apparently his paternal grandmother has stated that she was at his birth in Mombasi, Kenya, and the hospital in Hawai'i was continuously being changed on various news sites.

The real problem isn't Jus Solis or Jus Sanguinis, but the fact that Obama is still running around refusing to divulge his birth certificate, if such a thing exists.

If your claims on true, then why doesn't he just put the doubts to rest and release it?
yeah, but bush was born out of satan's asshole in hell and he got to be president. lets be fair here.
 

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