John Smith started the day early having set his alarmclock

(MADE IN JAPAN ) for6 am.

While his coffeepot

(MADE IN CHINA )

was perking, he shaved with his

electric razor

(MADE IN HONG KONG )

He put on a

dress shirt

(MADE IN SRILANKA ),



designer jeans

(MADE IN SINGAPORE )

and

tennis shoes

(MADE INKOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new

electric skillet

(MADE IN INDIA )

he sat down with his

calculator

(MADE IN MEXICO )

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his

watch

(MADE IN TAIWAN )

to the radio

(MADE IN INDIA )

he got in hiscar

(MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it withGAS

(from Saudi Arabia )

and continued his search

for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet anotherdiscouraging

and fruitless day

checking his

Computer

(made in MALAYSIA ),

John decided to relax for a while.

He put on hissandals

(MADE IN BRAZIL ),

poured himself a glass of

wine

(MADE IN FRANCE )

and turned on his

TV

(MADE IN INDONESIA ),

and then wondered why he can't

find a good paying job

in AMERICA

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT

MADE IN KENYA

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haha very nice.. the ending is what sealed it

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"The Cruelest Trick Came From The Talibans, Who Allowed Plenty Of Drugs And Then Banned Music."
"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning"- G.W.B.

lol yeah, is it just me or isn't the president supposed to be born in America??

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LOL he is he was born in hawaii but his dad is an african ahhhaaha funny post though

uhh i believe that's what the 22nd amendment states. Butt not totally sure .

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"The Cruelest Trick Came From The Talibans, Who Allowed Plenty Of Drugs And Then Banned Music."
"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning"- G.W.B.

i'm not totally convinced...

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"The Cruelest Trick Came From The Talibans, Who Allowed Plenty Of Drugs And Then Banned Music."
"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning"- G.W.B.

Obama was born in America. He is a citizen. And you can be born outside of the US and still run for President. McCain was born to a military family abroad. He was still eligible. Also, if both of your parents are citizens and happen to have a kid in another country, you're automatically eligible to run as well.

oh okay...

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Actually there is some debate about where Obama was born. Apparently his paternal grandmother has stated that she was at his birth in Mombasi, Kenya, and the hospital in Hawai'i was continuously being changed on various news sites.

The real problem isn't Jus Solis or Jus Sanguinis, but the fact that Obama is still running around refusing to divulge his birth certificate, if such a thing exists.

If your claims on true, then why doesn't he just put the doubts to rest and release it?

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Libertas inaestimabilis res est - Liberty is a thing beyond all price. | Sic Semper Tyrannis

yeah, but bush was born out of satan's asshole in hell and he got to be president. lets be fair here.