Just wanted to shed some laughter on conservatives. What a ridiculous mass of people. Their Ignorance and Decadence is disgusting and pitiful. They are the epitome of this decaying system... so lets have some fun at their expense!!!



What do you have when you get 1000 Coneservatives drowning in the ocean?



A good start

Bush calls Cheney because he is so proud of having finished a jigsaw puzzle.

"Hey, Dick", says Bush, "I am so proud because the box this puzzle came in says 5 to 8 years on the side and I finished it in just under 6 months."

Cheney sighs and says, "You are indeed a genius, George."

Bush says, "Hey, Dick, I'm having trouble with my new puzzle, though, can you help me?"

Cheney says, "Sure, George, what's your problem."

Bush says, "Well, none of the pieces fit together in any way. I didn't have this problem with the other puzzle."

Cheney says, "Well, look on the cover of the puzzle box and tell me what kind of picture you see - that should give you a hint."

Bush says, "All I see is a picture of a really big rooster."

Cheney thinks for a minute and says "George, put all the cornflakes back in the box ..."

HeHe Thanks thats just what I needed at just the right moment!!

I got one.

How do you ruin a country? Elect a liberal to give money away to failures.

I'm not too good at jokes I guess.

btw Dont blame the woes of this country on conservatives. Look towards the neocons and liberals for selling the hard working middle class out.
Your Bush joke was funny though.

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Two conservatives walk into a bar, both go into the mens room and don't come out for 20 Minutes. You fill in the rest.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp77t0-3d3s

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Ok,I'll give this a shot.

"They were getting a blow job from you"

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Its not a problem your try at supporting con servatives was funny any way.

You must be a Communist if your inheritance is an entire country.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...l?hpid=topnews

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Your Sick Dude or Your A Sick Dude (if you are a dude?) How about you take it some ware else? Or how about someone bans this what ever it is for gross insults to members? Please Anyone?