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Old 04-30-2009, 11:41 PM
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Lightbulb Who Am I ?
Can you guess who I am??

I was born in one country, raised in another.

My father was born in another country.
I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.

I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me.

My mother died at an early age from cancer.

Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs and didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

I worked and lived among lower class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.

This was before I decided to get serious about life and embarked on a new career.

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40's. they said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.

I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I was a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.

At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.

But what launched my rise to national prominence was my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed and housed for free.

I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess..It was the free market, banks and corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

I called mine " A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.

I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support.

I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope, together we could change our country and the world.

So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true views were not widely known and I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined thouse people I associated with.

I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.

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Old 04-30-2009, 11:49 PM
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a mass murderer.
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When I first read this I was thinking Obama and I'm sure plenty of other Americans will be too.
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i thought obama at first to then i seen hitler and well mass murderer lol.
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Well done sir. Well done indeed.
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^^^ I thought it was obama...
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I think it's a right wing POS.
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Lol. The first half describes a generic bad childhood, the middle part probably at least 50% of politicians, and the last part any generic socialist politician. Adolph Hitler? I also see a little Tony Blair in there.

People either agree with you already, so they join in your little jerk-fest, or they don't, and they disagree. Nobody sensible is changing their minds based on this, so you posted this thing out here because you want everybody to see how politically savvy you are. Did you even write it? Because if you did, it's a terrible piece of writing.
You try to pass it off as a logical argument then toss in: "This bolstered my ego." or "That reinforced my conceit." Did either of them actually say that? Or did you just decide they must have felt that and put words in their mouths?
If you need to be dishonest to bolster your argument you don't have an argument.

I agree with the sentiment: Obama has a fanatical following, which gives him way too much power.
But this kind of crap writing doesn't help anybody. This is for mass e-mails between 'Good Ole' Boys' who want to pat themselves on the back for hating Obama.

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"Did either of them actually say that? Or did you just decide they must have felt that and put words in their mouths?
If you need to be dishonest to bolster your argument you don't have an argument."

Just a thought...if you don't know if they actually said that, then maybe you should examine why you would jump to the conclusion they didn't. Even though you took a backhanded and I would say even more cowardly approach to recriminating his argument than just accusing him of making it up, you still did so. Then after admitting you have no idea if they actually said those words, you still feel empowered to lecture him on dishonesty.

I find your entire argument to be nothing more than mental masturbation. At least until your second to last statement that shows there is a glimmer of hope that you can see past the lunacy that is the love affair in this country with an inept, inexperienced, dangerous progressive thug.
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