Seeing that the oratorical ineptitude of G. Dubya has flown under the radar here recently, lets all recall our favorite one-liners by the pres. This should be funny and serve as a powerful reminder of what political incompetence looks like. I'm torn between starting with...

"Let's smoke the out of their holes" or "Evil-doers"

How about, "Good job Brownie"? OR "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." or "F*ck Saddam. We're taking him out." --to three U.S. senators in March 2002, one year before the Iraq invasion, as quoted by Time magazine
Or "Do you have blacks, too?" --to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
They're endless, the guy is a complete idiot.

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"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."

I have a friend who teaches English in Brazil. She uses Bush's speeches as a lesson for the class, and they have to figure out what he said incorrectly.

Here's my favorite: "Part of what being a leader does is to instill confidence, is to demonstrate what he or she knows what they are talking about and to communicating to people ... this is how we can fix this: When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened..."

Oh wait ... that wasn't a Bushism ... it was Biden. The stock market crashed in 1929 when Hoover was president ... and TV haden't been invented yet.

How about this one: "I will appear in all 57 states!"

Oh damn, there I go again. Sorry ... that was B. Hussien O'Bama who said that.

Vi

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Hey those are good but not quite as good as:
"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."
"Haven't we already given money to rich people? Why are we going to do it again?"
"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."
Bush, he's a clever one alright.

"Should the Iranian regime-do they have the sovereign right to have civilian nuclear power? So, like, if I were you, that's what I'd ask me. And the answer is, yes, they do." --George W. Bush, talking to reporters in Washington, D.C., July 2, 2008
"Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency, it is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 12, 2008

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"We Have a saying in Texas that goes; Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice..........shame on.........If fooled you can't be fooled again!"

The Bushism I like is: "I'm the decider." I laugh every time I hear it.

Vi

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Human beings and fish can coexist peacefully. ( I think he was drunk and craving fish sticks)






You used my personal favorite....

I don't think we have had a president as inarticulate as Bush since Lyndon Johnson. Is there something in the water down there in Texas?

Vi

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