I'd like to take credit for this but..... Its an email I got some time ago.
If you have already seen it plz ignore it.

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
Cal. 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me, If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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.Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.
Harry S. Truman

LOL.Not true, though, I'm a democrat who firmly believes in blowing the head off of anyone who threatens my family.

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almost true.. except the democrat would not see an islamic terrorist.,. he would see a man threatening he is family and take action...

it is the republican that has to build a HATE filled with profiling and racism.. a story to justify his ignorance.. a story to justify his KILLING

iloveyou

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This joke always cracks me up. I've always giggled at the daughter's response..."Nice grouping Daddy!"

Yeah, but I like Sentient Meat better.

Sorry Spitzered, just sayin'.

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The real point is the Dems lack of action. This was just an illistration of it.

Yes, I know GK, only repubs are guilty of hate and profiling.
I tend to disagree of course. Sounds a little 'elitist' don't you think. To be a Dem is on the road to perfection. I've seen the 'Daily Kos and Hufferspost' no hate there.

Take the energy crisis for example. What exactly have the Dems done in the past year? Made the oil execs testify and get grilled by congress, and it did what?

Inaction is not the answer. Do something.


Besides to ignore the fact that there is a source of like minded people that would do you harm. But thats hateful profiling? Guilt trip not working on me, I've actually been outside the U.S., to places where these people come from. This isn't a lone gunman scenario, to ignore it or explain it away as hateful racism is probably not wise.

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.Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.
Harry S. Truman

Like Bulwinkle?

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.Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.
Harry S. Truman

No, it's a short story about aliens who encounter humans. Want me to put it up? It's really pretty funny (ok, maybe only to me).

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Action... oh yeah.. you mean al the action the republicans take without thinking..

lets go to iraq cause that GUY sadammmmm done tried to kill my daddy..

and lets bash Obama cause he has advisors regarding the russia Georgia conflict..

and yes Bush has advisors too.. like MIchael Criton for Global warming...

and Reagan had his astrologers...

c'mon... elitist... that's the best you got...


because I cook my meat I am elitiest.. or because I chew my gum after I take the rapper off.. or because I wipe my ass before I rush to yank my panties on.. you call me elitiest... ok.. that;s cool

I call that taking a breath.. and keeping it real..

I call that not reacting...


iloveyou

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As the knife plunged into the wife, the Democrat would try to hand the terrorist a note of appeasement with the last three words on the page stating: "I love you."

Vi

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