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Bob Zmuda

Bob Zmuda

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StonedFarmer said:
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do you remember the pork incident last night?

I had a few lols

then @Bob Zmuda informed me that it was your american right to enjoy a ham and cheese sandwich

I learned a lot about what it means to be american
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Lmao! The ham incident! I almost forgot.

Srh was pissed.

"My grandad died face down in the muck so srh could enjoy that ham and cheese."
 
lokie

lokie

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ketchup is a food group unto itself.

No way I could ever spoil it with a dried out tough as leather steak.

It's a lifesaver. Life-




while working in Egypt I ordered a pizza from room service at the hotel I was staying in.
Once it arrived I took 1 bite. It did not taste like any pizza I had ever eaten in the past.



I whipped out my personal bottle of the magic elixir and dosed that pie.



Alas even my beloved ketchup could not change the flavor of that chef's abomination.


So I called down to the restaurant and told them I did not like it and was not going to pay for it.
They said ok and asked if I would like to have something else from the menu.
I chose the spaghetti bolognaise.


When the spaghetti arrived the garçon asked to take the pizza away so I let him.
I ate the spaghetti without incident and it was good.


shortly after finishing my meal the phone rang. It was the chef. He said "I have looked
at the pizza and the only thing wrong with it is that it has ketchup on it."
To which I replied "Yes I was hungry and thought if I put the ketchup on the pizza
it would kill the taste." "Oh" he said then asked how the spaghetti was. Never saying another word about the pizza.

I can only imagine what went on in the kitchen after that.

http://www.everydaykiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Crazy-Moments-Blew-Your-MInd-2.gif
 
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ttystikk

ttystikk

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lokie said:
ketchup is a food group unto itself.

No way I could ever spoil it with a dried out tough as leather steak.

It's a lifesaver. Life-




while working in Egypt I ordered a pizza from room service at the hotel I was staying in.
Once it arrived I took 1 bite. It did not taste like any pizza I had ever eaten in the past.



I whipped out my personal bottle of the magic elixir and dosed that pie.



Alas even my beloved ketchup could not change the flavor of that chef's abomination.


So I called down to the restaurant and told them I did not like it and was not going to pay for it.
They said ok and asked if I would like to have something else from the menu.
I chose the spaghetti bolognaise.


When the spaghetti arrived the garçon asked to take the pizza away so I let him.
I ate the spaghetti without incident and it was good.


shortly after finishing my meal the phone rang. It was the chef. He said "I have looked
at the pizza and the only thing wrong with it is that it has ketchup on it."
To which I replied "Yes I was hungry and thought if I put the ketchup on the pizza
it would kill the taste." "Oh" he said then asked how the spaghetti was. Never saying another word about the pizza.

I can only imagine what went on in the kitchen after that.

http://www.everydaykiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Crazy-Moments-Blew-Your-MInd-2.gif
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Does Tolstoy write your jokes, bro? Halfway thru I was waiting for get out!

:bigjoint::rolleyes:
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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lokie said:
ketchup is a food group unto itself.

No way I could ever spoil it with a dried out tough as leather steak.

It's a lifesaver. Life-




while working in Egypt I ordered a pizza from room service at the hotel I was staying in.
Once it arrived I took 1 bite. It did not taste like any pizza I had ever eaten in the past.



I whipped out my personal bottle of the magic elixir and dosed that pie.



Alas even my beloved ketchup could not change the flavor of that chef's abomination.


So I called down to the restaurant and told them I did not like it and was not going to pay for it.
They said ok and asked if I would like to have something else from the menu.
I chose the spaghetti bolognaise.


When the spaghetti arrived the garçon asked to take the pizza away so I let him.
I ate the spaghetti without incident and it was good.


shortly after finishing my meal the phone rang. It was the chef. He said "I have looked
at the pizza and the only thing wrong with it is that it has ketchup on it."
To which I replied "Yes I was hungry and thought if I put the ketchup on the pizza
it would kill the taste." "Oh" he said then asked how the spaghetti was. Never saying another word about the pizza.

I can only imagine what went on in the kitchen after that.

http://www.everydaykiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Crazy-Moments-Blew-Your-MInd-2.gif
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I'd guess the chef wrote down your name/room number hoping you'd order something else ......so he could add his special sauce to your next meal after the compliment you have him about his pizza making skills ........

I refuse to go through a drive through and let my wife order the food .....even I am going crazy by the time she's done ordering ....let alone the people making my food ......so usually il order ,,,or if she happens to be driving and mentions drive through, il bail out of the car at 47mph or below......it's a diversion tactic that's quite effective ......I use to just say I had to shit really bad ....but that backfired when my little boy told me to just hold it were almost home .....it's what I tell him .......well played little Inda


(((As I throw the happy meal toy towards the back seat like a major league pitcher))).............well played
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

Well-Known Member
Indacouch said:
I'd guess the chef wrote down your name/room number hoping you'd order something else ......so he could add his special sauce to your next meal after the compliment you have him about his pizza making skills ........

I refuse to go through a drive through and let my wife order the food .....even I am going crazy by the time she's done ordering ....let alone the people making my food ......so usually il order ,,,or if she happens to be driving and mentions drive through, il bail out of the car at 47mph or below......it's a diversion tactic that's quite effective ......I use to just say I had to shit really bad ....but that backfired when my little boy told me to just hold it were almost home .....it's what I tell him .......well played little Inda


(((As I throw the happy meal toy towards the back seat like a major league pitcher))).............well played
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stahp lmao
 
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