Clayton Bigsby

doublejj

doublejj

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Alienwidow said:
Probably for stealing stuff from the old folks home again. He was telling me its so easy, just slip in and start talking to one of them. They like the company so theyll talk to anyone, then when they fall asleep just take the tv and leave real quiet. :sleep:
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well when your desperate you tend to fall back into old habits...:-|
 
a senile fungus

a senile fungus

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I heard his grandma kicked him out after the cops found the marijuana in the barn, so he's been couch surfing and stealing from Walmart only to return the goods for in-store credit.

Come on back home Clayton.

If you come home soon, and you're good, maybe we can have ourselves a lil field trip! That sounds nice doesn't it Clayton Bigsby?
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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a senile fungus said:
I heard his grandma kicked him out after the cops found the marijuana in the barn, so he's been couch surfing and stealing from Walmart only to return the goods for in-store credit.

Come on back home Clayton.

If you come home soon, and you're good, maybe we can have ourselves a lil field trip! That sounds nice doesn't it Clayton Bigsby?
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Ya in store credit if he cant sell it in the parking lot or trade it for pills or booze or meth.
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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So i eventually found bigsby. He was hanging out with some two time world champion dude that kept smokin dabs. He was a hippy world champion i guess. He woke me up by calling me barbra at like 6 am for some crazy reason. He tried breaking into my house while i was naked but i busted him and then ran away to put clothes on. I started drinking and the world champion guy was laughing at me, even though im sure he smoked an 1/8 of dab in his hippymobile on the way over. So i left him with the hippy and a big pile of rock and went and did some work. I came back like 14 HOURS later and half the pile of rock was gone. Then he got me to get in his truck and pump the breaks for like 45 minutes while i was trying to drink some fourtycreek whiskey. He was trying to fix the breaks but i think he was just trying to distract me so he could guzzle my whiskey while i was pumping breaks non stop for 45 minutes. Finally he gave up or something and drove back and forth furiously slamming on the breaks. We finally got outta there at ten pm. He works like that almost every day of the week. Hes cray cray. I think hes turning into a workaholic hermit to be honest. I bet he starts walking like that hunchback quazimoto soon.
 
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