The UK Growers Thread!

easy done makka, only takes some divvy not paying attention and i get the hump and tell em to shift. i dunno why stupid things make me lose it and big stuff i'm calm over. it's when you get the mothers meeting in the middle of the isle 3 trolleys turned sideways nattering away. it's like they've never heard of etiquette. same with bus queues i flip my shit. mind you most of the time it's johnny foreigner who doesn't have the faintest what a queue is.

Don Gin and Ton said:

easy done makka, only takes some divvy not paying attention and i get the hump and tell em to shift. i dunno why stupid things make me lose it and big stuff i'm calm over. it's when you get the mothers meeting in the middle of the isle 3 trolleys turned sideways nattering away. it's like they've never heard of etiquette. same with bus queues i flip my shit. mind you most of the time it's johnny foreigner who doesn't have the faintest what a queue is.

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U sure u ain't Scottish Don? Lol u sound like me

Don Gin and Ton said:

easy done makka, only takes some divvy not paying attention and i get the hump and tell em to shift. i dunno why stupid things make me lose it and big stuff i'm calm over. it's when you get the mothers meeting in the middle of the isle 3 trolleys turned sideways nattering away. it's like they've never heard of etiquette. same with bus queues i flip my shit. mind you most of the time it's johnny foreigner who doesn't have the faintest what a queue is.

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lol its the small things what build up in me so like if someone bumps me i brush it off but when the 3rd person bumbs me their getting told straight man its a buildup thing wimmi haha

i cant go shooping wi da bird me tho its too stressful she picks everything up twice n reads the labels n all sorts 1hr of that im like this

TheHulk11 said:

U sure u ain't Scottish Don? Lol u sound like me

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near enough lad, i'm just over the border in toon. jocks we our heeds bashed in they call us.

lol never knew that and i was in deerbolt for 12 moon lmao

makka said:

lol its the small things what build up in me so like if someone bumps me i brush it off but when the 3rd person bumbs me their getting told straight man its a buildup thing wimmi haha

i cant go shooping wi da bird me tho its too stressful she picks everything up twice n reads the labels n all sorts 1hr of that im like this

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aye that's the one. everyone makes mistake but when it's folks that just don't give a fuck i get them telt. my lass gets the hump cos she finds it embarrassing. i get the hump cos she's too soft to say owt. rinse and repeat lmao. hence the bong. if i time it just right i get the giggles in the isles. much better for all concerned.

makka said:

lol never knew that and i was in deerbolt for 12 moon lmao

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well that's the nice phrase, it's usually they English cunts or sassenach's .

canny stinty that lad. armed robbery ?

lol 12 moon not year hahah

Don Gin and Ton said:

lol 12 moon not year hahah

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lmao a moon is a month haha and yeah it was a 5yr sentence i only had to 30 months 12 of them in deerbolt tell u what tho u jodys make me fucking laugh easiest time i done that tbh the lads made it like that

life's hard up north man so we just take the piss and have a laugh much as we can. i honestly don;t know any geordies that aren't daft as a brush. i'm canny normal compared to most

Don Gin and Ton said:

life's hard up north man so we just take the piss and have a laugh much as we can. i honestly don;t know any geordies that aren't daft as a brush. i'm canny normal compared to most

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thats why it was easy man laughs everyday i couldnt say a word without someone making a crack it was good times in a bad place i wont ever forget them.
wy ayy mann

i'm surprised you understood them tbh. my ma's up in a jail in scotland atm teaching weegies how to make teddy bears for their families. says it's a reet laugh. these burly radge packet's coming in asking how to make a teddy for their weains or gf's

hahaha its f'in crazy init these bad boy gangsters making teddy bears lol
ive seen the hardest off men inside turn to mush over the wee'ins self included lol i made a bedtime story cd and sent them that fuck making teddys haha sounds mad but it is a laugh tho depends were u are tbh

You just made jail sound adorable haha

Don Gin and Ton said:

i'm surprised you understood them tbh. my ma's up in a jail in scotland atm teaching weegies how to make teddy bears for their families. says it's a reet laugh. these burly radge packet's coming in asking how to make a teddy for their weains or gf's

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she's not exactly in a cat A lock up lax man haha they were on panorama for a number of dodgy things 10 year back so it's the softly softly approach now. kids topping themselves and the guards falsifying the watch logs n shit.

I'd be after a windowbox for me pad lmao

its when your on the wings/landings/cells were shit gets ruff lol everywere else is just like a nice little multicultured community haha

Probably sucks balls over here will ll the travellers and Polish being locked up.
Can ppl find out what you've been done for inside? I'd be iffy telling ppl if I got caught growing..would rather say drug possession or some shit,wouldn't want scumbags knowing I have grown.

R3l@X said:

Probably sucks balls over here will ll the travellers and Polish being locked up.
Can ppl find out what you've been done for inside? I'd be iffy telling ppl if I got caught growing..would rather say drug possession or some shit,wouldn't want scumbags knowing I have grown.

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lax its corrupt as fuck in there mate even screws are on pay roll if u was to lie and be found out u would be labelled a grass or pedo staright away and shit wouldnt be nice at all people take their depositions from court and keep their whole sentence as proof what they are in for
fuck me i evem remember when the was a under cover pedo on wing and he had fake depps what the prison service had given him then after a few month someone got a picture of him on a website on the dog and bone he was a pedo.
lets just say i doubt that man will ever see again

christ who the fuck thinks that's a good idea. lets go to nick as a undercover nonce. see if the boiling cups of water to the face and slashing tales are true...

Ah ffs you'd have cunts waiting for you to start growing again n fucking rob you when you're about to crop.. I'd be paranoid to fuck after I get out not to mind whilst I'm in there lol