@ClaytonBigsby

Pinworm · Mar 31, 2015

Please bring your giant genitalia back to RIU.

Kindest personal regards,
Toke n Talk Section

Growan · Mar 31, 2015

Pinworm said:
Please bring your giant genitalia back to RIU.

Kindest personal regards,
Toke n Talk Section

Seconded. We need high calibre tales of strip joints and nieces.

Indagrow · Mar 31, 2015

I second the first and second seconding, which was mine

Growan · Mar 31, 2015

Indagrow said:
I second the first and second seconding, which was mine

Seconded for a second and subsequent time. The second seconding, that is.

Pinworm · Mar 31, 2015

The motion carries.

a senile fungus · Mar 31, 2015

If Clayton hadn't been around then it stands to follow that no one has been taking care of Grandma.

Dammit granny!

I wonder if she's still growing weed in the barn?

Singlemalt · Mar 31, 2015

I dunno, I think the motion is a little too vague; I mean what if he just sends over the giant genitalia by proxy? Sure, that would be a convo starter at a cocktail party, but we'd need Clayton himself to carry it. Just a thought

Unclebaldrick · Mar 31, 2015

Singlemalt said:
I dunno, I think the motion is a little too vague; I mean what if he just sends over the giant genitalia by proxy? Sure, that would be a convo starter at a cocktail party, but we'd need Clayton himself to carry it. Just a thought

Last I recall, Clayton had acquired a young'un. That's prolly where he's been.

a senile fungus · Mar 31, 2015

Unclebaldrick said:
Last I recall, Clayton had acquired a young'un. That's prolly where he's been.

But I thought he sold her and bought a newspaper?

a senile fungus · Mar 31, 2015

@Clayton Bigsby

We are obviously confuddled, we need you here to set us straight!

Isn't there a lamp to rub or something? A pipe to light? Maybe I should sprinkle some glitter on a dildo and that'll get'r'done?

???

Yessica... · Mar 31, 2015

This CB sounds like a popular guy. I didn't have a ton of chats with him. Does he often disappear into space?

EDIT: It's Polkaroo in space!!! Get it? Gaaaaaaaah.

superloud · Mar 31, 2015

Pinworm said:
Please bring your giant genitalia back to RIU.

Kindest personal regards,
Toke n Talk Section

I was trying to post on your wish thread now i cant find it

Pinworm · Mar 31, 2015

superloud said:
I was trying to post on your wish thread now i cant find it

https://www.rollitup.org/t/corrupt-a-wish-game.865173/

superloud · Mar 31, 2015

Thank you sir.

Pinworm said:
https://www.rollitup.org/t/corrupt-a-wish-game.865173/

BarnBuster · Mar 31, 2015

where you at, honey??

this pole ain't big enough

bu$hleaguer · Mar 31, 2015

How big are his genitals?

neosapien · Mar 31, 2015

Quick the Clayton signal!

Unclebaldrick · Mar 31, 2015

a senile fungus said:
But I thought he sold her and bought a newspaper?

Old grifter trick. He trained the kid to home.

tytheguy111 · Mar 31, 2015

bu$hleaguer said:
How big are his genitals?

I think we both know the answer........

About a pound long and about a pound in width

Quite a girthy and lengthy fella he is

Fell bad for the woman whom he impregnated

BarnBuster · Mar 31, 2015

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