How Are your STOOLS lately?

I hope everyone's stools are pristine for this coming thanksgiving, and the days to follow. .

Like the kind of shit you go in and push it out real quick, 1 wipe and flush type of deal.

When I shit like that before 9 AM, I know it's gonna be a great day.

ClaytonBigsby said:

I wasn;t sure and pushed a few times hoping my bowels would relax and give me that nice slider to finish up.

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THis should be in the "RIU famous quotes" thread LMFAO!! I am gasping for air laughing as I read this. Clay, you DO paint a rather vivid picture don't you? (pun intended for sure) Hope all the chunks made it down the shower drain...

Dyna Ryda said:

This came out of my 3yo yesterday. I was very impressed.

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Looks Like there's gold dust on it LOL

was a big one this morning, like a dachshund with no legs.

Hookabelly said:

Looks Like there's gold dust on it LOL

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lol, yeah must be a good diet.

BarnBuster said:

was a big one this morning, like a dachshund with no legs.

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pics or it didn't happen. Probably too late though, That turd is on its way to the treatment plant by now and has joined his other log friends.

If my poo can make it out the hood maybe one day we can make it out the hood too.


My dookie is swimming with dolphins