how do yall city slickers do it??

tytheguy111 · Oct 22, 2014

Fuck I can't stand the damn city

Fucking shit sucks I spent 20 GODDAMN MINUTES trying to cross a cross walk

Every time the white dude on the box thingy showed up I tried to cross then

BAM a fucking car pulls out right in front of me not but like 3 feet away

So I started to go across AGAIN a car going easily 40mph does the same shit and in stuck in the middle of the street about to have a fucking mental break down because im being honked at and shit

And I cant fucking go to either side I mean god forbid someone stops for 8 seconds so I can cross the road

I just can't take this city life bullshit anymore theres no fucking privacy at all

I can't drink on my fucking porch with out feeling like some motherfucker is gonna pop up and say HEY YOUR NOT 21 and call the fucking cops

I'm sorry but the only person I have to talk to is my dog so im sorry if I sound like one of them people who tell everyone their problems but sometimes I need to vent

ChingOwn · Oct 22, 2014

In the butt

ClaytonBigsby · Oct 22, 2014

dbkick · Oct 22, 2014

It's actually not that bad being one of 3 million or so.
Having spent some time in a town with the population 400 or so I don't mind blending right in . plenty of other people to keep the officials busy.
The traffic on the other hand is fucking insane at times.

ClaytonBigsby · Oct 22, 2014

Hookabelly · Oct 22, 2014

Never listen to the white dude when crossing the street

racerboy71 · Oct 22, 2014

Hookabelly · Oct 22, 2014

@racerboy71

good to see your avi again, where ya been hidin'?

racerboy71 · Oct 22, 2014

Hookabelly said:
@racerboy71

good to see your avi again, where ya been hidin'?

life finally caught up with me and i got a real job and have been busy the last few months or so now.. i still try and poke me head in a few times a week, then the weekends as well though..

KLITE · Oct 22, 2014

See mate yes of this kind of stuff you have my complete and undevided approval. TRhis is more redneck like muuuuch more, i feel for you man, Best of luck! And much respeect for being a little more rednecky!

Dyna Ryda · Oct 23, 2014

racerboy71 said:
life finally caught up with me and i got a real job and have been busy the last few months or so now.. i still try and poke me head in a few times a week, then the weekends as well though..

lahadaextranjera · Oct 23, 2014

I can do both. I once lived on koh tao, thailand for 6 mths which is 21 sq km and only has 2 roads.

I'm a city girl at heart though. Just try and enjoy it. Go and meet some people.

Commander Strax · Oct 23, 2014

Pussy

Dyna Ryda · Oct 23, 2014

tytheguy111 said:
Fuck I can't stand the damn city

Fucking shit sucks I spent 20 GODDAMN MINUTES trying to cross a cross walk

Every time the white dude on the box thingy showed up I tried to cross then

BAM a fucking car pulls out right in front of me not but like 3 feet away

So I started to go across AGAIN a car going easily 40mph does the same shit and in stuck in the middle of the street about to have a fucking mental break down because im being honked at and shit

And I cant fucking go to either side I mean god forbid someone stops for 8 seconds so I can cross the road

I just can't take this city life bullshit anymore theres no fucking privacy at all

I can't drink on my fucking porch with out feeling like some motherfucker is gonna pop up and say HEY YOUR NOT 21 and call the fucking cops

I'm sorry but the only person I have to talk to is my dog so im sorry if I sound like one of them people who tell everyone their problems but sometimes I need to vent

I thought you was gonna say porch monkey, that they would call you porch monkey. Seems like something you would say.

How did you end up in a place that you don't know anyone?

lahadaextranjera · Oct 23, 2014

Don't they teach you to cross the road at school? Even my dog can cross the road and he's 18 mths old!

TheHermit · Oct 23, 2014

You just have to go for it. The cars will stop most of the time.

There is way more privacy in a city. In a small town people have nothing better to do than worry about everyone else's business.

Indagrow · Oct 23, 2014

Just know your better than everyone else, that's your fucking city. That car isn't even there...just step out like a boss, they smell your fear outsider.

sunni · Oct 23, 2014

Indagrow said:
Just know your better than everyone else, that's your fucking city. That car isn't even there...just step out like a boss, they smell your fear outsider.

hahahahah

curious2garden · Oct 23, 2014

Commander Strax said:
Pussy

.......and that's why god made sidewalks! When you really gotta be outta there fast!

ClaytonBigsby · Oct 23, 2014

Remember, just before impact, jump and tuck. Try to cradle your melon with your hands. When you go airborne, scream like mad to get as many witnesses as possible; flail like a turtle trying to roll over for dramatic effect. Then yell and scream from the ground, make sure to yell something about their license plate as soon as possible in case they decide to run off. Insist the paramedics use the jaws of life to extract you from the ground. Jurys usually gasp, or shake their heads in horror when they hear the jaws of life had to be used. Hire the injury lawyer with the full page ad in the yellow pages. BOOM, your Rich Bitch!

Trust me, done it a dozen times.

how do yall city slickers do it??

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