Random Jibber Jabber Thread
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The Outdoorsman
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Fungus Gnat
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Try to think of it as shorter classes... But if I know you you'll do just fine.
well to top it all off.
heres a rant about neighbours
i guess the lady downstairs (pos) broke into someones house last week, so tonight is garbage night i went to go put out my garbage and i see this car and this dude PULLS RIGHT up hes rapping off asking where i live
if i came out of my building im like
no i dunno what youre going on about
hard to lie when youre in your jim jams with garbage bags though
so hes going are you fucking we'll call her sarah, are you sarah are you sarah?
im like NO NO.
hes like are you the bitch who lives up stairs im like
i dunno man
hes like WHAT FUCKING APARTMENT DO YOU LIVE IN.
at this point im shaking, hes got a car full of big guys with heavy flash lights shining them in my eyes
im like I DUNNO MAN.
hes like THE FUCKING LADY SARAH DOWNSTAIRS, BROKE INTO MY HOUSE
im like IM NOT HER!
hes like I FUCKING KNOW, ARE YOU THE GIRL WHO LIVES UPSTAIRS.
IM LIKE i dunno theres a few top apartments
hes like sara and some fucking older bitch (new neighbours below me) broke into my house i wanna know where you live
i never said and hes like IMG OING TO BURN DOWN YOUR FUCKINGBUILDING TONIGHT
im like please dont like i have nothing to do with this
than he like drives off.
so first and foremost he obviously knows i live upupstairs. through process of elimination.
i called the cops. cause fuck that i dont feel like dying.
they gave him a warning i guess, at least my firealarms are decent and brand new.
and second. why do the fucking police services think its such a good fucking idea to post the addresses of offenders, it puts US as in ME in this case in serious high risk situations.
fucking idiots all around
The Outdoorsman
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I can't take out a truck load but I got your back for a few days if you need it.
#super man
#super man
abe supercro
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Sunni that's a bummer! don't let that bs ruin your night of studying. take care tho really..... And holler if it gets ultra cray cray-
(I'll leave a getaway car by the bridge with the keys under the visor)
(I'll leave a getaway car by the bridge with the keys under the visor)
ya well i guess the guy is going all fucking vigilante now and has decided and told the police officer that he will be driving by my apartment building every night multiple times a night to make sure my POS neighbor doesnt break into anyone elses house
im like greatttttttttt...
so ya , FUN NIGHT!
The Outdoorsman
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Well I'm going Elk hunting in Montana for the next couple weeks. Hopefully I come back with a lot of meat! See you folks in a while.
The Outdoorsman
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Which guy is driving by again? Threatening bastard?
yeah that dude.
my landlord is gunna get an ear full in the morning i want all these fucking people out.
all they are is no jobs alcoholic losers who break into other peoples homes
The Outdoorsman
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You should get a stun gun/ pistol/ pepper spray. Find a cheap 1 bd house, so much nicer. Sunni let's hang out at the beach next year(ice fishing?). Your side or mine.
Later RIU.
a gun? no why i have a dog. police should jsut consider the safety of their fucking tax paying citizens and stop posting the fucking offenders addresses if they live in apartment buildings.You should get a stun gun/ pistol/ pepper spray. Find a cheap 1 bd house, so much nicer. Sunni let's hang out at the beach next year(ice fishing?). Your side or mine.
Later RIU.
fucking bullshit.
anyways off to bed
Fungus Gnat
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Smart move playing dumb, for all you know they hired the dude to break your legs. Heroin addicts, prostitutes and now thieves are you certain you aren't renting in Detroit?
Growan
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Clayton, my man, all is good in the hood. I'vr been way off grid living like a squirrel and gathering nuts in the Forest of Dean. I shit you not.
So far we got best part of a tonne, and the order is far from complete.
I have the stupidest jobs in the world.
I swear you can not get a break. Playing dumb was so smart many people stop thinking in these situations, bet you would make a good first responder.
Frankly the man that threatened arson with witnesses was very foolish. Can you imagine if the apartment accidentally burned? Why, down here LA way, they would drag that Bozo directly to jail if for some strange and coincidental reason a fire started.
You know down here you can get renters insurance fairly cheap too. can you in Canada?
You read my cannabis soaked brain!
+rep
Fungus Gnat
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Also how is sunni "the bitch who lives upstairs" to complete strangers?
ya i had to think about that i assume he is aware of who lives bottom and mid, so through process of elimination im upstairs, why he called me a bitch is beyond me, i assume he was just angry