Tits or GTFO

I just kinda noticed my fingers look like weird, wrinkly dicks...

The joys of working with my hands for 15 years. In the great outdoors...NOT a rub n' tug, like my vagina may imply...

Yessica... said:

I just kinda noticed my fingers look like weird, wrinkly dicks...

The joys of working with my hands for 15 years. In the great outdoors...NOT a rub n' tug, like my vagina may imply...

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Seriously? GTFO!

Yessica... said:

Haven't you noticed? I'm pretty sure RIU is a homosexual growers thread...

That's actually why I stuck around. I FUCKING LOVE THE GAYS.

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A bunch of homophobes, at least.

Doer said:

A bunch of homophobes, at least.

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Only in the UK section...

EDIT: Too soon?

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Yessica... said:

I'm not gonna lie - to those lovely ladies that choose to put their tats all over the inter web for our viewing pleasure - I COMMEND you - well done!

But, I really don't think ALL dudes in real life, or on the internet - talk to me just because they are hoping I can be a warm house to their penis for awhile.

Some assholes, sure. But ALL? Fuck that. I know a lot of awesome people (some of whome are dudes AND strait - shocker), that I will be like peas and carrots with until the end of time...

It's funny though. Some people probably do actually think like that. Those are the type of people that have to LIE in order to have sex. Or PAY of course...hahaha

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wOuld be your friend either way.
But I might like ya better if we slept together.

Yessica... said:

I, being cursed with the vagina, would never talk to a guy just because of their penis.

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hmm, does this translate to
you do not like random cock for the sake of cock
you only like your boyfriends cock because its his cock

i'm sure most women would say that, who knows it might even be true

i guess if you had said the opposite,
i yessica love all cock , any cock will do, you might look a bit sluttish

skunkd0c said:

hmm, does this translate to
you do not like random cock for the sake of cock
you only like your boyfriends cock because its his cock

i'm sure most women would say that, who knows it might even be true

i guess if you had said the opposite,
i yessica love all cock , any cock will do, you might look a bit sluttish

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hahaha - true that. AND - I wouldn't have a boyfriend. I would be starring in my own Bukakke/ midget orgy videos and signing pictures of my asshole at conventions.

Oh...sigh...if only things could have been different for me...sniff...sniff...

Yessica... said:

hahaha - true that. AND - I wouldn't have a boyfriend. I would be starring in my own Bukakke/ midget orgy videos and signing pictures of my asshole at conventions.

Oh...sigh...if only things could have been different for me...sniff...sniff...
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it should be ok for you as a lady to like a bit of cock for the sake of it
much like a man would like some random pussy (equality)
but society will not allow it

so you have to pretend you only like your boyfriends cock , weather this is true or not
(female social conditioning)

skunkd0c said:

it should be ok for you as a lady to like a bit of cock for the sake of it
much like a man would like some random pussy (equality)
but society will not allow it

so you have to pretend you only like your boyfriends cock , weather this is true or not
(female social conditioning)

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Well - I love my boyf, and I like his the best. If I didn't, fuck - sure! I'd murder his ass and move on to the next guy...

Um...did I say murder? I meant "leave"...

EDIT: do YOU pretend to only like your boyfriends cock?

Yessica... said:

Well - I love my boyf, and I like his the best. If I didn't, fuck - sure! I'd murder his ass and move on to the next guy...

Um...did I say murder? I meant "leave"...

EDIT: do YOU pretend to only like your boyfriends cock?

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as an experiment, tell your boyfriend that you absolutely adore cock not just his cock but any cock
tell him that when you told him that you love his cock, what you actually meant was you love all cock
but you felt socially obliged to pretend that other cocks do not interest you

and report back his response

skunkd0c said:

as an experiment, tell your boyfriend that you absolutely adore cock not just his cock but any cock
tell him that when you told him that you love his cock, what you actually meant was you love all cock
but you felt socially obliged to pretend that other cocks do not interest you

and report back his response

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SURE! As soon as you go down to the local playground and start inviting random children into your van...

Also report back your findings.

AND BREAK!

(me thinks your findings might end in prison rape)

Yessica... said:

SURE! As soon as you go down to the local playground and start inviting random children into your van...

Also report back your findings.

AND BREAK!

(me thinks your findings might end in prison rape)

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how did we go from adult relationships to pedophilia in one fell swoop of your imagination .. spooky

skunkd0c said:

how did we go from adult relationships to pedophilia in one fell swoop of your imagination .. spooky

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Actually, we were talking about adolescent relationships, then murdering, THEN a pedo suggestion.

You doing the van-drive-by is just as likely in this world as me wanting every random cak. It's actually surprising to me that I ended up loving ANY man and his penis. I was thinking I was gonna go the other way for a bit..

The way YOU feel about vagina's, is NOT the way I feel about the cock. I gotta love the man, to love the cock. It's a thing...

I'm also cray - so don't use my opinion as a baseline or anything...

Yessica... said:

You doing the van-drive-by is just as likely in this world as me wanting every random cak. .

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These two things are completely unrelated
pedophilia is classed as a mental disorder
weather you like random cocks or not is up to you

do you think using the example of the pedophile makes you seem less or more believable ?
i really can't think of where you can go to after using that one

boyfriend: do you like just my cock or do you like other cocks
jessica: i only love your cock baby
boyfriend: are you sure ?
jessica: there is as much chance that i will like another cock as there is you kidnapping children in your van
boyfriend: that's a really emotive argument and all, but what about all these black cock pictures in your search history
jessica: fuck off you pedo, you can sleep on the couch tonight

skunkd0c said:

These two things are completely unrelated
pedophilia is classed as a mental disorder
weather you like random cocks or not is up to you

do you think using the example of the pedophile makes you seem less or more believable ?
i really can't think of where you can go to after using that one

boyfriend: do you like just my cock or do you like other cocks
jessica: i only love your cock baby
boyfriend: are you sure ?
jessica: there is as much chance that i will like another cock as there is you kidnapping children in your van
boyfriend: that's a really emotive argument and all, but what about all this black cock pictures in your search history
jessica: fuck off you pedo, you can sleep on the couch tonight

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bahahaha - well, I was just trying to prove a point.

I honestly, don't like random cocks. I have not intentionally watched a cock in my pornographic material in probably 2 decades. Just not my thing.

I like the act of heterosexual sex, sure. P in the V and all that nonsense.

But - actually touching, seeing, and sexing with ANY other cock, besides my boyfriends, has about as much interest to me, as I imagine diddling children does to you.

Get it?

Yessica: but I only like ONE cock
Skunkdoc: no silly woman, your vagina is making you talk CRAZY - you love all cock, I know you do...shhhhhhhhhhh

Yessica... said:

Haven't you noticed? I'm pretty sure RIU is a homosexual growers thread...

That's actually why I stuck around. I FUCKING LOVE THE GAYS.

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HEY . . . I ain't gay !

knucklehead bob said:

HEY . . . I ain't gay !

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bahahahahahahahah - I love Bruce Willis.

skunkd0c said:

it should be ok for you as a lady to like a bit of cock for the sake of it much like a man would like some random pussy (equality) but society will not allow it

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Also - society totally allows this. They are just called "sluts" instead of studs or "DA MAN".

I had sex "like a dude" for many years. Just when I wanted, and who I wanted. Hella fun, for sure. But I wasn't fucking for respect or to "land a man" - the opposite actually. I had a pre-sexual disclaimer:

"We can do this, and it can be fun. But if you want anything other than sex from me, it's over."

I had a rebellious phase after a looooooooong and tedious relationship. It was fun, for a time. But a little too stressful. Very surprisingly, dudes are the same as women in a lot of ways. They say "No, I am totally cool with this arrangement" and then they get all fucking angsty and butt-hurt when you don't want to be their girlfriend.

Yessica... said:

bahahaha - well, I was just trying to prove a point.

I honestly, don't like random cocks. I have not intentionally watched a cock in my pornographic material in probably 2 decades. Just not my thing.

I like the act of heterosexual sex, sure. P in the V and all that nonsense.

But - actually touching, seeing, and sexing with ANY other cock, besides my boyfriends, has about as much interest to me, as I imagine diddling children does to you.

Get it?

Yessica: but I only like ONE cock
Skunkdoc: no silly woman, your vagina is making you talk CRAZY - you love all cock, I know you do...Now go to sleep....

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well i was only making the point that you "have no choice"
i do not doubt that you only like your boyfriends cock, but you have to say that because of the "slut" thing
so its kind of a stalemate

women that openly admit to loving cock would be thought of as sluts or whores

think of it like this, if a woman wanted a real opinion (truth) of how she looked, would she ask a man that wants to fuck her ?
he will obviously flatter her , or would she ask a female friend that is most likely to tell the truth ?

so it does not matter if you tell us "we only love your cock baby" because we know you have to say that, even if it is true, and even if you talk about pedophiles
or look away when the cock comes on screen while watching porn

Jessica: ill never admit to liking cock for the sake of it ... OK .. give it a fucking rest already
Boyfriend: ok hun i was only teasing , could you pop to the store for me babe
Jessica: sure hun what do you need
Boyfriend: duct tape and candy, i am rehearsing a play at the blandford recreation center