cannabis lube that gives chicks 15 minute climax

heckler73

Well-Known Member
So if I rub THC-infused coconut oil on my member, she'll dig it?
Might as well wrap it with one of Frenchie's Cannolis and slip it in... :lol:


I think it was the way they used "private parts" in a quasi-medical sounding explanation which threw me off.
 

heckler73

Well-Known Member
Thank heaves another excuse for me NOT to have sex tonite ...lol HERE babe apply this ...will save me the job!!

Maybe you're busy, always on the go. It's tough being a big, swinging business tycoon.
Luckily, when I need to bang the secretary pool to make the employees feel "special", I have Weed Lube at my side.
Not only is morale improved (and competition ;) ), but I save precious time which could be spent transferring funds from Mexican drug operations to Iranian weapons dealers financing Hamas to overthrow maniacal Zionists in a secret plot to destabilize the region and usher in a new age of serfdom in which I am king of the NWO...

Thank baby Jesus for Weed Lube...15 minutes or less, DOUBLE-MONEY GUARANTEE!


When she's got a hot fever
to stick your wood in her beaver
just grab a tube
of Super Weed Lube
And she'll be your sammich retriever...


Buy some...
NOW
or I'll kick your dog
 

vostok

Well-Known Member
Just don't leave your BBQ gas so close to schools next time ...even your kids are getting battle accustomed the hard way ...lol
 

god1

Well-Known Member
So if I rub THC-infused coconut oil on my member, she'll dig it?
Might as well wrap it with one of Frenchie's Cannolis and slip it in... :lol:


I think it was the way they used "private parts" in a quasi-medical sounding explanation which threw me off.

Ahaha --- you're one funny dude!
 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
Maybe you're busy, always on the go. It's tough being a big, swinging business tycoon.
Luckily, when I need to bang the secretary pool to make the employees feel "special", I have Weed Lube at my side.
Not only is morale improved (and competition ;) ), but I save precious time which could be spent transferring funds from Mexican drug operations to Iranian weapons dealers financing Hamas to overthrow maniacal Zionists in a secret plot to destabilize the region and usher in a new age of serfdom in which I am king of the NWO...

Thank baby Jesus for Weed Lube...15 minutes or less, DOUBLE-MONEY GUARANTEE!


When she's got a hot fever
to stick your wood in her beaver
just grab a tube
of Super Weed Lube
And she'll be your sammich retriever...


Buy some...
NOW
or I'll kick your dog
Now THAT was inspired! Nice post, Heckler...
 

Dr.Pecker

Well-Known Member
That's not fair! I want a 15 min orgasm why don't they have it for guys? If I had some of that stuff I could cut back and only wank off 20 times a day!
 

vostok

Well-Known Member
...and I thought the logical reason for male orgasms was to en-dower the female upper vagina with spermatozoa, and her to have repeating orgasms was to thrust the ejaculate to her upper cervix to ensure complete fertilization of the ova...? no one ever mentioned 'enjoyment' in this task...?
still many members reading this will be creating bastards to their local communities in coming months, alone with the dreaded and compulsory welfare payments, of which many many young men do pay ....until the child is about 16/18 yo...?


time for a vasectomy ...?
 
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