Taking bud through the airport

I'm flying back to texas soon and was wondering if I could smuggle a small amout on my carry on. I've heard of all the tricks and think they are likely to get caught. I was thinking of getting a gram and grinding it as finely as possible and filling up a few pill capsules of it and putting them in with my multivitamins (also clear capsule slightly green in color) I've taken big bags of protein powder and a quart size back full of various unmarked pills (sports supplements) through in my carry on without questions asked. Could I do it? Input please and don't just say "get some when u get back" that's not an option for me

is 1 gram worth risking for?

You need to put it in your ass.

dumb shit man.. texas really.. ? its sooo not worth the charges it can bring.. is a couple hundred worth of buds worth the thousands in court and lawyer feeds i think not.

for one gram just mail the shit back to ur house man.....dont fuck with the TSA

That would be the worst trade for freedom I have heard of.
Best case scenario you end up with a gram of weed in your butt.

Yo dog,,

Sweeve said:

for one gram just mail the shit back to ur house man.....dont fuck with the TSA

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This is partly a good idea, although sending it through the mail is a federal offence.
However UPS and FedEx are privately owned companies, who move enormous amounts of parcels each day.
wink wink

I've lived in Texas. Pot is easy to come by. Relatively cheap even. Risking Federal time for such a small amount seems foolish. Just ship it to someone else's name at your address. When the package comes, don't open it for a few days. If cops come with a warrant, a sealed box with someone else's name on it gives pretty good plausible deniability.

until they decide to really get to the bottom of things and make a jakejacobs task force and dump around 2 million dollars for one gram of weed and eventually find red1966's post in Rollitup.org and then they have they're evidence they always needed to get the super smuggler jake jacobs locked up for about 3 hrs until he gets PR bond and which point he will not return for the arraignment and then a US marshals task force will be called upon, the best of the best to get Jake Jacobs master smuggler, they will eventually give up upon knowing that Jake Jacobs was killed by Red1966, bc he was on the line for conspiracy to commit federal drug offenses.......---> shocked faced emoji

but yea id go UPS....some of my friends work for them, and they are all fucking retarded....literally i think sometimes.....u will be good

Screw the airport.
You are the airport.

[h=1]Ultralight aircraft carrying marijuana crashes in East County[/h]
http://www.10news.com/news/ultralight-aircraft-carrying-marijuana-crashes-in-east-county

I cleverly booked him on flight MH370

Sweeve said:

but yea id go UPS....some of my friends work for them, and they are all fucking retarded....literally i think sometimes.....u will be good

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ALL your friends are retarded?

Red1966 said:

ALL your friends are retarded?

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they could be, i should make them all get tested....IQ below 70 = retard

When my friends come over, we all get "retarded".

when my friends come over that r retarded we get retarded too and fight about who has the best shit and the best grow room, etc.....when my non-retarded friends come over we go out drinking and just get into general fights (mostly verbal) , thats why weed is better than alcohol, no violence in marijuana

Not worth the risk my friend!

I had a friend accidentally bring back some medicated beef jerkey from the cannabis cup in Colorado
so im sure some things can be overlooked
but I wouldn't risk it either