I was walking out to my plants deep in the woods when I started to hear Ted Nugent off in the distance. So I start to follow the sound, and I come up on this old fuck, who had to be hopped up on speed dancing around to great white buffalo picking his crop. So I yelled freeze, and he hauled ass over the hill leaving his stereo, 15 tarps full of primo weed and six bushes left to harvest. The funny thing is he took off toward my plants. Unless he changed direction he would have ran right through my garden. I spent the better part of the day hauling his stuff out and never made it to my garden. I hope he didn't pick all my shit. If your reading this, I'm sorry, you shouldn't have been playing fucking music out in the middle of the woods.

uh huh, sure...

You should respect your elders a bit more.

P.S. Doesn't that make you a thief?

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just ignore him he's a clown.

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oh shit just wait till fdd gets his eyes on this thread

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DUDE what the fuck is ur problem..that dude was probaly happy cuz he was ready to harvest.. and u scared him off!! Your fucked up..what if u were pickin ur crop and someone did that too you..except it was the cop? leave him do his thing.. u had no reason to scare him off.. man ppl piss me off!!!

hmm. sounds like some asshole fuckface trying to start some shit to me.

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I hope he found your plants and where you live....... this is why we cant all have nice things. YOU ARE THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD. Do you not realize all the work that it takes to get 15 tarps full. I'll honestly say I hope you get busted.

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how many people hear freeze and take off running and dont look back. sounds a little far fetched to me.

dude 15 tarp fools? that life in prison MOST LIKELY!. what if it was the cops.. is what hes thinkin..if a cop seen his face..they can find him easily..i wouldnt look back unless it sounded like a kid

well if the cops walk up on 15 tarps i guess your screwed anyways. or probably 1 cop would stroll up and let you run off,yeah right. or would it be like 15 of them with dogs and way too much overkill like they do. i bet if you ran up and said freeze i would know your not a cop. and if i had that much shit im gonna abandon it if some random dude said freeze lol. more like there would be a battle.