Uncle Buck's got the herb, Moses?
Can you picture McPurp smoking from a free lb of Moses that he got from his buddy, Buck? He'd be sitting in his Walmart lawn chair in his living room of his single wide, smoking out of a rasty, crusty, plastic bong. When the herb took effect a religious experience more powerful than anything Grants Pass has to offer struck that bus rider from G.P.
McPurps trailer began to part down the floor seams. This Moses was something that Purpie hadn't ever seen from a handout. A pot of creamed corn slid off the stove, and cockroaches the size of cola's began scampering toward Purpies legs. The TV with the pried off serial number came crashing down on his tin cup. He stumbled over to the gas station next door looking for help. He was caught on their surveillance camera, stunned and stoned.
This Moses was killer bud. And it was free. Thank you Uncle Buck. mmm mm
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