Fat Mike emulates P.T. Barnum and you act surprised and angry?
So advanced nutrients sent me an email about a product of theirs that rips off the Flora 3-parts all the way down to the exact ratios.
They explain how 3-part nutrients are pieces of shit and how they managed to make a product that is not only shit, but cheap shit. So check it out.
Advanced Nutrients' cheap garbage:
If 3-parts are so bad, then what's better? 2-part 2-stage nutrients?
TRUTH About The Typical 3-Part Fertilizer On The Market (Including our Jungle Juice™ Grow-Micro-Bloom)...
There's really no easy way to put this so I'm just going to come right out and say it. The product you see on the left is overpriced, plain and simple. The fact is, neither Jungle Juice Grow-Micro-Bloom™ nor General Hydroponics Flora Grow-Micro-Bloom are exactly what your high-value plants need. Here's what these products are NOT...
Will not balance your pH automatically like pH Perfect.
Will not protect your crops against poor yields caused by low or high pH levels.
Not all micro-nutrients in the typical 3-part fertilizers are chelated.
Cations and anions are not properly balanced for our specialized crops.
Have the wrong ratios of macro secondary and micro nutrients for your plants.
Edit: I was just mad after reading this bullshit. It doesn't even make sense to me: http://www.advancednutrients.com/junglejuicegmb/
Last edited by ClosetSafe; 08-05-2011 at 07:24 PM.
My friend, this is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush i had, and they had a baby... And then meanwhile, that crazy Northern Lights stuff i had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby...
Fat Mike emulates P.T. Barnum and you act surprised and angry?
It's not the bow, it's the Indian ... Unk
i for one I'm going to give it a shoot i got 2.5 gallon jugs of bloom and micro for 38 bucks each, gonna run lucas formula with it and see how it does for 75 buck really cant go wrong
yea man, every AN user always nags me to death about how GH is so horrible, but then why are they copying their products? if they are so horrible. people have no common sense and just because they failed using GH they think it sucks.
ive used both as with good results, i also dont like all the products GH has to offer, so its not like im a GH enthusiast like almost every AN user acts. the huge difference between the two is exactly shit like this.
they claim this product is the same, really then why is 3 gallons of Jungle Juice equal to 1 gallon of GH flora, oh why mike? because its watered down crap that you are using to lure people who dont know any better and have heard excellent things about both companies, this is why i rarely spend any money on them, i honestly find it pretty upsetting they are even doing something like this and its sad on their part because so many people have been talking about what a bunch of bull shit this is for them to even try and attempt to do something so shady, i mean its literally 70% water where as GH 3 part is very concentrated, you only have to use about 4m - 8m of GH flora series for young plants and seedling.
AN saying its the same but guess what again you need fucking 32 milliliters of that crap just for seedling? 32 milliliters!!! its practically water at that point to ever be able to add so much to one gallon.
i love Remo to death, but holy shit they have taken it too far.
they literally should be getting sued right now, they just know because they are of the few nutrient companies that openly say their product is for cannabis, they know GH isnt going to give a shit and especially since GH is probably laughing their asses off right at the fact they tried to make their own product and failed so miserably, or they just failed on purpose because their main intent is ripping people off, i really dont understand big mike.
you never see any other companies acting so arrogantly like AN does, im actually fed up with it and as much as i like remo and the beautiful cannabis he grows and associates himself with this was too much to take in, then i saw this fucking video.
i just lost it when i saw it, i was being so respectful to them asking them why are they even bothering doing this? let alone its not what they claim?.... but when i saw this video, i said to myself ive had enough of AN bashing. everyone knows they have very unnecessary additives that cost over 30$ and do nothing, i mean thats enough already the first time i grew, i looked on the back of a bottle of flora nove bloom, and sensi a and b.. i was like why does this one bottle contain everything sensi a and b has and more? why do they sell their nutrients so you have to create a combination anyway? why not just sell a bottle that contains everything i need instead of splitting into 3 unnecessary products that ill have spend 30$ each on?
anway watch this video, after i saw it i honestly lost all respect for this company, yea ill buy my iguana juice and mother earth tea but i will never respect them nor recommend to anyone to ever buy their products period and thats just horrible business tactics right there on their part that they make people feel the need to dislike what they do so much..
its really not something to laugh about because i do not appreciate companies so willing to lie to their loyal users as well as make claims that have never existed. let alone badger every other company as if their shit doesnt smell. they are far from perfect and because of this i see a lot of people turning their cheeks to these fools from now on.
as if enough people dont think that already, whats ironic is their company is always quick to say "FUCK THE HATERS" but what do they do? they constantly make false claims and they hate on anything that isnt supported or made by them. good job on showing some decency and that you are truly the better company. talk is cheap and AN has proved that meaning to a T.
Last edited by metamorphy; 08-10-2011 at 09:32 AM.
i almost feel like they chose him to do the test simply because he wouldnt know any better. it makes it even more pointless when he says they do the exact same thing, except he hasnt realized how fast he will burn that watered down crap versus GH's.. honestly it doesnt seem like he is even proud to be comparing the two. he is just like whatever im gettting free nutrients from AN.
Yeah AN is full of shit. I will say I like a couple of their products, Overdrive is a great ripener, Iguana juice is great for seedlings and small plants, I still like big bud as a bloom booster even though it's not as good as it used to be. But all in all, I agree, they have some very questionable business practices and a lot of worthless shite in their lineup. I remember seeing an advertisement a few months back saying they were coming out with a 3 part formula that was essentially a copy of GH's 3 part. But this is rediculous, it is literally all the exact same ratios just watered down and marked up. Ughhhh