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    Im only 17 it takes common sense to pass a pee test. I now have a job thanx to my smart brain . What i did was get a small Medicine bottle clean it very good and tell your cousin or any one you know that dosent smoke to pee in it the same day of the Test. (Has to be fresh piss from the same day) Then close the bottle good might wana put tape around it for it wont drip. Then either put it in your pocket or if your the paranoide type wear some tighty whities and stick the bottle in there and when its ur turn to pee take the bottle out, open it poor in the tube close the bottle agine.( Flush the toilet to make it seem you took a piss.) And a couple of days later you have a job like me =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alquemist View Post
    Im only 17 it takes common sense to pass a pee test. I now have a job thanx to my smart brain . What i did was get a small Medicine bottle clean it very good and tell your cousin or any one you know that dosent smoke to pee in it the same day of the Test. (Has to be fresh piss from the same day) Then close the bottle good might wana put tape around it for it wont drip. Then either put it in your pocket or if your the paranoide type wear some tighty whities and stick the bottle in there and when its ur turn to pee take the bottle out, open it poor in the tube close the bottle agine.( Flush the toilet to make it seem you took a piss.) And a couple of days later you have a job like me =)

    oh your only 17 huh?


    hahahaha

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    One surefire way to pass a piss test is DONT SMOKE .....Problem solved

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    lol yea im 17 so what lol im pretty sure there are so many other under my age on this fourm lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoudBlunts View Post
    oh your only 17 huh?


    hahahaha

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    LOL....kids.......




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    Quote Originally Posted by Alquemist View Post
    Im only 17 it takes common sense to pass a pee test. I now have a job thanx to my smart brain . What i did was get a small Medicine bottle clean it very good and tell your cousin or any one you know that dosent smoke to pee in it the same day of the Test. (Has to be fresh piss from the same day) Then close the bottle good might wana put tape around it for it wont drip. Then either put it in your pocket or if your the paranoide type wear some tighty whities and stick the bottle in there and when its ur turn to pee take the bottle out, open it poor in the tube close the bottle agine.( Flush the toilet to make it seem you took a piss.) And a couple of days later you have a job like me =)
    This guy is brilliant....why has nobody ever done this before now?
    I see big things in your future, my friend.
    !Warning! The above post is filled with sarcasm and bad humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alquemist View Post
    lol yea im 17 so what lol im pretty sure there are so many other under my age on this fourm lol

    oh word? how smart of you buddy....

    wait til the mods see it

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    Quote Originally Posted by korvette1977 View Post
    One surefire way to pass a piss test is DONT SMOKE .....Problem solved
    Your right but so many ppl askiing on how to pass a test so im trying to help them out lol. its so easy u dont have to kill ur self drinking any thing or waisting any money lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unique View Post
    This guy is brilliant....why has nobody ever done this before now?
    I see big things in your future, my friend.

    Umm lol all u have to do is think.. not that hard lol i smoke every night with my crew not having to worry about any thing lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alquemist View Post
    Umm lol all u have to do is think.. not that hard lol i smoke every night with my crew not having to worry about any thing lol

    I must thank you for this thread....i needed this laugh.
    !Warning! The above post is filled with sarcasm and bad humor.

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