i am in need of help or advice. I smoked tonight about 4 medium large hits of og kush but i have a drug test coming up in 2 days. On the up side i have not smoked at all for about a month and a half. So far i have been drinkin water and green tea. 42 oz of green tea today so far and about 25 oz of water. What should i do to rid my system of thc in two days. Also i took a multi vitamin and 500mg of B12 thank you for any replies
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thedistance
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Buy fake piss, and have it overnighted to you. Thats the best way to go. Good luck!
svchop889
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also the amount of time it takes for thc is effected by you body mass index if your a tub of lard it will take longer as thc is fat soluble, burn as many calories as possible if your not sweating profusly your not doing enough, drink cranberry juice an take vitamin b before you drop so your piss isnt clear. if its clear they know right away you tried to flush your system.
svchop889
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and if all that dosent make you confident and you have to pay for the test call whoever is making you take it and notify them that you cant come up with the money and that you need another day i had a probation officer give me two weeks cause i told her a week ahead of time that i would not have money at the time she was going to have me drop
thanks a ton for the support. so far, 84 oz of green tea around 25 oz or more of water, took 500mg of b12 and multi vitamin. will pick up some cranberry and dry red beans to help. and tomarrow im going to jog a bit. i weigh around 120 lbs and im 5'11. if you were curiious its for a job. thanks again for the responses. and anymore tips will help. and will sugar or cafiene help speed up my motabalism?
darkdestruction420
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you knew you had a piss test in 2 days and stopped smoking for a month or so just so you could pass the test then u smoke 2 days b4 it anyway?
super2200
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You never posted your weight, not being mean but if your on the chunky side forget it, on the other hand if your fairly skinny and normally shit an hour or two after you eat, then you may be ok. I would concur with the fake pee guy, they have dehydrated pee now that is clean if you dont have a friend. Also if this for a job or probation? for the job no one is going to be looking at your dick, they hand you a cup and let you go in bathroom and bring it out. As long as the temperature is in the correct range your fine, if the temp is not right its a failure on the spot and they dont even test the pee, they know its impossible to have pee come out at crazy temps. I think the threshhold is less than 10 degrees. What I do is put the pee in small tylenol rinses out container with my sons pee and then I take a piece of saran wrap and cover it before putting lid back on to seal it. On the drive to the place where you have to pee you just turn on the defrost and let the pee sit there and get hot on the daskboard so it gets hotter than its supposed to but not cooked. Then when you tuck this hot ass bottle in your underwear near your balls and sit in waiting room, hopefully it will cool just right to your body temp for a while before going lower than that. I remember once I was waiting like 15 minutes and started to worry it was cooling too much so I started explaining how much I needed to get going to pick someone up. One last note do not try to store the pee for more than couple of days, I crept a pee bottle for a job once and it was so old when I openned it in the bathroom you could hear me gaggin on the stentch trying to hold it together and even the nurse was making faces when she put the lid on after temp test. Lol that shit was crazy looked like shit was floating in the pee like I just shot a load in there at least that was what I hoped they thought
milowerx96
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Either fake piss or get a carbo flush drink. They really do work if you follow the instructions. I beat 6 DOT drug tests in 5 years with the drinks.
super2200
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Lol 6 congrats bro its fucked up you have to go through the stress of dealing with that shit yet you could clearly be the best worker there. Why do they worry about wtf you do after work if you never miss a day and arent late all the time
MasterShake1
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AWESOME man and those aren't the freaking back door test either. Nice work man
i said that i weighed 120 lbs, pounds
MasterShake1
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you could get a drink but if the test is cause you are a athlete in school you cannot use those drinks. They test for certain masking agents and if they are present you are caught. I would say drink alot of water you want to thin the sample out alot so that the test is unreadable. Most tests only detect thc at a certain level. I forgot what that level is but for example if you have lets say a test that can only pic up 200 micro units or more and anything less is not detected. The same goes with opium levels. a while ago the tests had to be altered causee poppy seeds were giving small readings of opiods. So they upped the level at which the test needs to read to be positive. Hope that makes sense its pretty damn early where i am
mikegolfer
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Drink pickle juice, or straight vinegar if you can stand it. At the appointed time wait until you ABSOLUTELY can't hold it any longer before you piss. Most contaminents are held in the kidneys and are usually expelled with the later portion of the sample. Fill the cup with the first portion of your piss and finish pissing in the toilet.
super2200
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as mentioned make sure you dont go giving the first pee of the day to them as its going to be the strongest, just like the first one after drinking the detox brews. At the same time 5-6 pees later the weed may start to show again as its no longer masked. With the fact that you only blew a few nice hits your probably going to be ok no matter which drastic measure you endure. The pickle juice when cold is actually not that bad and the seeds are like pulp :/