Originally Posted by milowerx96

Either fake piss or get a carbo flush drink. They really do work if you follow the instructions. I beat 6 DOT drug tests in 5 years with the drinks.

Originally Posted by milowerx96

Either fake piss or get a carbo flush drink. They really do work if you follow the instructions. I beat 6 DOT drug tests in 5 years with the drinks.

Originally Posted by super2200

You never posted your weight, not being mean but if your on the chunky side forget it, on the other hand if your fairly skinny and normally shit an hour or two after you eat, then you may be ok. I would concur with the fake pee guy, they have dehydrated pee now that is clean if you dont have a friend. Also if this for a job or probation? for the job no one is going to be looking at your dick, they hand you a cup and let you go in bathroom and bring it out. As long as the temperature is in the correct range your fine, if the temp is not right its a failure on the spot and they dont even test the pee, they know its impossible to have pee come out at crazy temps. I think the threshhold is less than 10 degrees. What I do is put the pee in small tylenol rinses out container with my sons pee and then I take a piece of saran wrap and cover it before putting lid back on to seal it. On the drive to the place where you have to pee you just turn on the defrost and let the pee sit there and get hot on the daskboard so it gets hotter than its supposed to but not cooked. Then when you tuck this hot ass bottle in your underwear near your balls and sit in waiting room, hopefully it will cool just right to your body temp for a while before going lower than that. I remember once I was waiting like 15 minutes and started to worry it was cooling too much so I started explaining how much I needed to get going to pick someone up. One last note do not try to store the pee for more than couple of days, I crept a pee bottle for a job once and it was so old when I openned it in the bathroom you could hear me gaggin on the stentch trying to hold it together and even the nurse was making faces when she put the lid on after temp test. Lol that shit was crazy looked like shit was floating in the pee like I just shot a load in there at least that was what I hoped they thought

Originally Posted by super2200

Lol 6 congrats bro its fucked up you have to go through the stress of dealing with that shit yet you could clearly be the best worker there. Why do they worry about wtf you do after work if you never miss a day and arent late all the time

Originally Posted by seed123

any thought on 2ill4u's idea? sounds like it wouldnt be very pleasant but would work