i gotta take a drug test in about a week.....im a pretty heavy smoker..what are some gaurenteed ways to pass a drug test

abstinence for a few months, or use someone else's piss. I've still got trace amounts of urine in my thc samples.

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A buddy of mine got The wizzanator it comes with a price but does do the job get the extra packet tho when I used mine It was not enough for the test(however this test needed more than the normal amount) I also drank alot of water and apple cider Vinager and that has worked but take some b complex to make the urine not seem watered down

Vinager, despite wivestales does nothing to purify your system unless you are taking it for meth. Studies showmeth comes out faster when your system is more acidic but that is it. If you smoke a lot you can fail for months...I would use Vale. It works great for weed and I have used it plenty of times. Drink a lot of water in the days coming up to the test and that will make it easier. Or you could just drink a gallon of water. It sucks but it works. I have pissed clean for everything except for coke drinking water...pot is the easiest thing to beat and Vale is made specifically for pot. Worth the $30. Don't use Zytox I failed with it and the purifiers at gnc suck too.

Also, don't give a specimen from the beginning or end of the stream. Well, this is according to hearsay. I've never personally been tested as I've been a business owner for a while and my previous jobs didn't require it.

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Drink as much water as you can in the next upcoming days.
You want to be peeing clear everytime you pee and to pee often.
Like juggalo said vinager will HELP clean your system out.
It fuckin sucks to drink but if your desperate....do it
I have passed many drug tests by simply chugging water until i pee straight water.....and i smoke everyday.
so good luck

drinking too much water can show a diluted sample. If it's a probation type test, they'll check for this.

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go to GNC and ask for the best cleaner they have i think i got plainum test pure or something it costs 50 bucks but it works I took some pain pilles smoked and did coke in the 2 days leading up to a piss test, and I was clean. This was for employment I never would have pushed it that far when i was on probation but i did smoke but i would stop for 2 weks prior to test and take that platinum test pure or whatever and i would pass them too they are much more in depth. I did once piss almost straight water got a warning that time no jail. And pot is a very difficult drug to get out of your urine due to the fact that thc stores in fat cells therefore the bleach and vinegar tricks will not work... I am not a scientist or anythin g i just did alot of research on the subject a few years ago.

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If it's really important, then it's worth the money for something like the wizzinator. If not, then just go the GNC route.

What kind of drug test is this? Do you know? Are you sure it's a urine test?

I have been through urine tests and know many others who have only had to do cheek swabs, where they test your saliva. These are very crappy and you are clean if you haven't smoked in a few days.