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and a dream girl says " dont you think we should get another place just to grow "


Say "I DO "to this one
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Old 05-01-2007, 10:50 PM
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You need to add "tell your girlfriend you are growing pot" to the list.

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maybe thats just your problem.
I do believe Roseman was just suggesting another bit of stereotypical stoner silliness to add to my original bit, not suggesting that infosec is one of his own issues.
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Old 05-02-2007, 09:07 AM
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maybe thats just your problem.
2 weeks ago, someone started a thread here called "I got busted" or something similar to that. He said his girlfriend and him got into a fight, she left pissed, and an hour later,the narcs showed up.
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Quote: "2 weeks ago, someone started a thread here called "I got busted" or something similar to that. He said his girlfriend and him got into a fight, she left pissed, and an hour later,the narcs showed up."

This is why you give anyone who knows some of your crop. Not much, but maybe a couple ounces... if that, depending on how much you grow, so shit like this doesn't happen.
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Old 05-02-2007, 11:32 AM
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Well, I do have to admit that this (somewhat fictionalised) bit was prompted by newbie posts, particularly the ones where the newb has planted their seeds and then gone out looking for information on how to grow. Sort of like getting roaring stoned and then going out looking for the party.

The most frustrating posts to deal with for REALLY experienced forum writers fall into two basic categories:

1) Newbie posts incredibly broad queries like "OK, I want poundage, how do I grow plants? What is soil? Why can't I use halogen motorcycle fog lights to grow poundage?! WHY AREN'T YOU LAZY FUCKIN' BASTARDS ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS, AREN'T YOU HERE TO SERVE ME?!"

2) Newbies who KNOW they are already weed barons, by virtue of reading a 35 year old growbook, who then go on to enthusiastically offer incredibly bad advice to the newer newbies, leaving the whole schlemozzle to be cleaned up by the REALLY knowledgeable crew, only for the really experienced posters to be told by the somewhat-new-newbies that the advice they've just given is TOTALLY WRONG cos it doesn't match what was said in the 35 year old grow book.

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This is why you give anyone who knows some of your crop. Not much, but maybe a couple ounces... if that, depending on how much you grow, so shit like this doesn't happen.
So they take their couple of ounces and then turn you in?

Only advice is - tell noone, if you can't do that - don't grow - simple.
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