I got a drug problem it aint a big deal
I smoke alot of grass about a whole field
I am fo real
I need an intervention
Been smokin for years I need a smokers pension
I need anothe gar and let me hold ya lighter
WEED the real reason caveman invented fire
....
LiTrump-Blaze On
Litrump.com

i jumped in the chicken hawk cartoon
with a cape on
and beat up foghorn leghorn with an acorn.....eminem slim shady

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my half assed grow journalshttp://www.rollitup.org/grow-room-de...oom-build.html

Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?)
Canibus

Fuckin hilarious

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"Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see" Dead Prez

Fuckin Genius!

when theres crack n the basement
crackheads stand adjacent

cannibal ox

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my half assed grow journalshttp://www.rollitup.org/grow-room-de...oom-build.html

Hahahaha funny

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"Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see" Dead Prez

I be, on it, all night mahn I be up on it, all day, straight up, pimp if you want me you kind find me in the A, on it, A on it, A on it. -Purp Ribn All *'s

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I wish I could grow, but I respect the law of my authority figures.

so, go to hades get the devil for his stash
but no old ladies unless you're sure they carry mad cash
like the one from the liquor store
he watched her for weeks now, ready for the quick score
before he told her whore get on the floor
she pulled out and let off like quick draw mcgraw
damn yo, he lucky, she barely nicked the camo
he would've let her have it, if he had the ammo
its all in good fun, true
moral of the story son duke
senior citizens'll bust their guns too

MF Doom!!

money to be made best belive a nigga clockin
i run it myself like a quarterback option
i pitch her 10 g's tell the bitch to go shoppin
she buy herself some clothes and she brought me back a choppa
see niggas tryna kick it but no i dont play soccer
im all about my cake
im tryna marry betty crocker
a package on the way
you know my whip game proper
and offa one key i see seventy thousand dollars
see i was shootin dice
smokin on a joint
i bet wit yo gotti he hit 5 straight points
we ova here hustlin
we ova here grindin
rap about money and a nigga might sign ya
rap about me and nigga might find ya
banana in your ass
with your head right behind ya
dope game bitch now his momma worry bout him
you can holla at me or fee
I GOT EM

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i thought this was sposed to be HARDEST RAP LINES? alotta the shit yal postin aint all that hard....

"Aiyyo I shatter dreams like Jordan, assault and batter your team
Your squadron'll be barred from rap like Adam & Eve from the garden
I'm carvin my initials on your forehead
So every night before bed you see the "BP" shine off the board head
Reverse that, I curse at the first wack nigga with the worst rap
cause he ain't worth jack
Hit him with a thousand pounds of pressure per slap
Make his whole body jerk back, watch the earth crack
hand him his purse back"

- Big Pun

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"I went from righting my wrongs, to writing my wrongs - now i rap about 'em in songs"