Hey guys, I write for a comedy website and I've been thinking about writing an article about Lil Wayne's craziest and goofiest lyrics. I know a bunch, mainly because everything he says is ridiculous, but I was wondering if any of you have a favorite Lil Wayne line.

Mine are:

"When I was five my favorite movie was the Gremlins/ Ain't got shit to do with this but I just thought that I should mention."--Sky's The Limit

"You think your shit don't stink but you are Mrs. P-U"--Tell Everybody That You Know

"Better yet like Bubba know shrimp/ but he don't say shit when the gun on his lip"--Go Hard Remix

What's your favorite goofy Lil Wayne line?

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Well sir, I feel like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks.

i am an alien, like gonzalez

most obscure refernce of all time in a rap song

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How about

"in 3 year holler' at me Miley Cyrus"

Man I would fuk Hanna Montana

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dude your a pedophile...

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lil' wayne went there first.....I am just saying. Give it 3 years....what you weren't one of those guys counting down until Mary Kate and Ahsley turned 18?

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"dear mr toilett im the shit"

as daniel tosh said about mary kate and ashley" it's just gotten pathetic, i kinda hope one overdoses so i can stop guessing"

as for wayne, my favorite lines are the ones where he doesn't have any.

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if god is willing to defeat evil but not able, he is not omnipotent. if he is able but not willing, he is apathetic. if he is both willing and able, why is there evil? if he is neither willing nor able, why call him god?

"Leave your blood on the dash call it rosewood."

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I wish I could grow, but I respect the law of my authority figures.

Break in a nigga car at the light,
Put the gun to his head make him park on the right and,
Then I tell him don't talk,
Make him get out and walk,
And then I tell my goons to get right in.

lmao yall taking lil wayne to seriously he says some witty shit every now and then, but to be real i hate that lil shit. yeah ima hater like that lol. thats why his bitch ass got his chain stole in chicago by a pregnant hood rat lol