Let me preface this by saying that I'm not a big MJ fan. I haven't even really thought about him much in the last 20 years other than when he makes a spectacle of himself. I never went to a MJ concert.

I've been a fan of "Human Nature" because Miles Davis covers it:

Miles and Foley are great together.

On to the story:

My friend and I were hiking near the coast and I kept whistling the chorus to 'Human Nature' and he was teasing me until we started changing the words to more stoner appropriate lyrics. The next day I bothered to get the lyrics to the song and in about 20 mins I changed them all.

It took a lot longer to sync the text to this video that I just finished:


Maybe this will help you the next time you hear the song.