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Old 06-27-2009, 11:38 AM
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Talking Michael jackson jokes
So he's dead but it's not gonna stop me from making fun of him so let's all do it ill start it off


What's the difference between Michael and a plastic bag

One is made of plastic and is dangerous if your children play with them, and the other holds your groceries.


Post your jokes I hope to hear some funny ones.

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Old 06-27-2009, 11:42 AM
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micheal jackson was pronounced dead after having a heart attack in the accident and emergency ward.....

really he was found dead in the kiddies ward after having a stroke!!

lol that one made me chuckle
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Old 06-27-2009, 11:42 AM
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Here's another LOL


What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit? SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!
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Old 06-27-2009, 11:44 AM
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micheal jackson was pronounced dead after having a heart attack in the accident and emergency ward.....

really he was found dead in the kiddies ward after having a stroke!!

lol that one made me chuckle

Good one LMFAO
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Old 06-27-2009, 11:45 AM
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This one is good too LOL

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
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Old 06-27-2009, 11:48 AM
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I heard he didnt die from aa heart attack. I heard he choked on a ten year old wiener
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lol im subscribed, i wanna hear some of these.

When farrah fawcette died and went to heaven, God gave her one wish, She wished that all the little children of the world would be safe.....So God killed Michael.

hahah i liked this one
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Old 06-27-2009, 11:51 AM
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lol im subscribed, i wanna hear some of these.

When farrah fawcette died and went to heaven, God gave her one wish, She wished that all the little children of the world would be safe.....So God killed Michael.

hahah i liked this one
Holy shit LOL
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What do Michael Jackson and zits have in common?
They both wait till your 12 to come on your face!
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What's the difference between Fawcette and Jackson?

About 3 hours
 
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