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When Farah died she went to heaven and met God. God said since she had been such a nice lady she could have one wish fulfilled. Farah said, "Well I want all the little children of the world to be safe." At which point God killed Michael Jackson.
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When Farah died she went to heaven and met God. God said since she had been such a nice lady she could have one wish fulfilled. Farah said, "Well I want all the little children of the world to be safe." At which point God killed Michael Jackson.
It's funny but that one's already on here LOL
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hahah ya, i posted that a few posts ago
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heres a few made me smile Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me." Q: Where's Michael going on holiday?
A: He's off to Tampa with the kids. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds. Q: What do Michael Jackson and PS2 have in common?
A: Little boys turn them on. Q: What do Michael Jackson and zits have in common?
A: They both wait till your 12 to come on your face! Q: What is the most difficult thing to get out of little boys underwear?
A: Michael Jackson's makeup! Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
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LOL These are all good LOL
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-The US Coroners office have announced that Michael Jackson's body will be melted down & re-packaged as plastic toys - so kids can play with him for a change.

-I heard that he wanted to be melted down to an etch-a-sketch so children could still play with his knob

-Jacko's ghost was spotted in a kids hospital - it seems even in death he wants to put the willies up small kids


-The Jackson family have just been on sky news to say they haven't seen Michael this stiff since he watched peter pan


-Whats starts black, then turns white, then turns blue? Michael Jackson
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Do you know what Michael Jackson likes about twenty eight year olds? There's 20 of them.
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This thread is so wrong smh.
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Micheal jackson isnt been buried or cremated he's been recycled and made into plastic bags so he's still dangerous to children
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you people are so fuckin stupid...what are yall in 8th grade or somethin....he was the greatest entertainer ever to live and you guys are making fun of him after he dies.....ignorant fuckin people
No, but the death of somebody far away that has made zero impact on my life, and likes sleeping with kids does not affect me in any way at all.
 
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