"Joker" Twiztid

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah

Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call him Paulie
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

People talk about me, baby Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong don't you worry baby Don't worry

Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home

I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my lovin' on the run ooo ooooo

Joker...The joker...th-the joker ...Joker...The joker...th-the joker

You're the cutest thing That I ever did see I really love your peaches Want to shake your tree Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time ahhh shit Dig this baby, I'll sure show you a good time

I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover and I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I sure don't want to hurt no one ooo oooo

People keep talking about me baby They say I'm doin' you wrong Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama Cause I'm right here at home

I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover and I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my lovin on the run ooo oooo

And

"Proud To Be A Stoner" Kottonmouth Kings

From the mountain tops, where the wind blows
To the green valleys down below.
Where the snow melts and the rivers flow
I just want to live my life.
Where the trees grow, and the air is clean.
Where nature's free do to her thing, everything is one if you know what i mean.
I just want to live my life.
Im proud to be a stoner, im proud to be a stoner, im proud to be a stoner.
Yes i am, for the rest of my days.

Its those lazy days
And the hazy days
And the days we get stoned for just days and days.
Its amazing when we get to live this way, like every day is a holiday.
At the harvest time, when the work is done.
And i celebrate by worshiping the earth and the sun
We always give thanks, for life and the gifts.
The higher you climb, its the higher you get.
You gotta disconnect, from all the pressure and stress.
The traffic, the smog and the pains of rent.
If thats real livin, its not for me,
I wanna be free, and live in peace, come on.

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Stardust what a cool tune

JOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SMB

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USMC, U want me on that WALL, yeah thats us liberating Kuwait..Just another day in the Glorious Marine Corps

Burnin this ONE for My Girl Amy Winehouse

Tell your boyfriend next time he around
To buy his own weed and don't wear my shit down
I wouldn't care if bre would give me some more
I'd rather him leave you then leave him my draw

When you smoke all my weed man
You gotta call the green man
So I can get mine and you get yours

Once is enough to make me attack
So bring me a bag and your man can come back
I'll check him at the door make sure he got green
I'm tighter than airport security teams

When you smoke all my weed man
You gotta call the green man
So I can get mine and you get yours

I'm my own man so when will you learn
That you got a man but I got to burn
Don't make no difference if I end up alone
I'd rather have myself a smoke my homegrown
It's got me addicted, does more than any dick did

Yeh I can get mine and you get yours
Yeh I can get mine and you get yours

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USMC, U want me on that WALL, yeah thats us liberating Kuwait..Just another day in the Glorious Marine Corps

Bump.............

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USMC, U want me on that WALL, yeah thats us liberating Kuwait..Just another day in the Glorious Marine Corps

Eminem - sing for the moment, first verse

These ideas are nightmares to white parents
Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearing, it's so scary in a house that allows
no swearing
To see him walking around with his headphones blaring
Alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care
He's a problem child
And what bothers him all comes out, when he talks about
His fuckin' dad walkin' out
Cause he just hates him so bad that he blocks him out
If he ever saw him again he'd probably knock him out
His thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back
Talkin' black, brainwashed from rock and rap
He sags his pants, do-rags and a stocking cap
His step-father hit him, so he socked him back, and broke his nose
His house is a broken home, there's no control, he just let's his emotions
go

Well ALLLLLLRIGHT THEN GREG...I like it

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USMC, U want me on that WALL, yeah thats us liberating Kuwait..Just another day in the Glorious Marine Corps

By Ani de franco
you can't hide
behind social graces
so don't try
to be all touchy feely
cuz you lie
in my face of all places
but i've got no
problem with that really

what bugs me
is that you believe what you're saying
what bothers me
is that you don't know how you feel
what scares me
is that while you're telling me stories
you actually
believe that they are real

and i've got
no illusions about you
and guess what?
i never did
and when i said
when i said i'll take it
i meant,
i meant as is

just give up
and admit you're an asshole
you would be
in some good company
i think you'd find
that you friends would forgive you
or maybe i
am just speaking for me

cuz when i look around
i think this, this is good enough
and i try to laugh
at whatever life brings
cuz when i look down
i just miss all the good stuff
when i look up
i just trip over things

and i've got
no illusions about you...

you can't hide
behind social graces
cuz i don't buy it
like everyone else
and you can lie
in my face of all places
just don't
lie to yourself

cuz i've got
no illusions about you
and guess what?
i never did
and when i say
when i say i'll take it
i mean,
i mean as is...

...as is...

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USMC, U want me on that WALL, yeah thats us liberating Kuwait..Just another day in the Glorious Marine Corps

cannot disguise,
all the stomach pains
and the walking of the canes
when you, do come out
and you whisper up to me
in your life of tragedy

But I cannot grow
till you eat the last of me
oh when will I be free
and you, a parasite
just find another host
just another fool to roast
cause you!
My tapeworm tells me what to do
You!
My tapeworm tells me where to go

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY

I cannot deny
all the evil traits
and the filling of the crates
when you, do come out
and you slither up to me
in your pimpin majesty

But I cannot grow
till you eat the last of me
oh when will I be free
and you, a parasite
just find another host
just another stool to post
cause you, my tapeworm tells me what to do
you!
my tapeworm tells me where to go

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of me...

I'm sitting in my room
with a needle in my hand
waiting for the tomb
of some old dying man
sitting in my room
with a needle in my hand
waiting for the tomb
of some old dying man

You!
My tapeworm tells me what to do
You!
My tapeworm tells me where to go

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

to the beat of Phil collins in the air tonite


[Lil' Flip talking]
This for all the smokers
get your lighters, get you a fat sweet
put this in, and just ride heh

[Chorus: Big Shasta]
I can smell the chronic in the air tonight (tonight)
smoke on, smoke on
I been rollin paper squares all night long (night long)
I'm so gone, I'm so gone

[Verse 1: Lil' Flip]
First you roll it up and put it to your lips
fire it up, take a puff and let ya mind start to drift
welcome to the world of pipes and bongs
if you a weed smoker you gon' like this song
and if you don't smoke you better listen anyway
you might as well find out what you missin anyway
if it wasn't for chronic I don't know what I would do
I'd probably just pack all my shit and move
to Amsterdam where everybody smoke weed
over there you can buy an ounce from a police
so if I don't speak to you it don't mean I'm stuck up
the only thing it mean is Lil' Flip is fucked up..

[Chorus]

[Verse 2: Lil' Flip:]
So all you cats smokin bullshit you better stop it now
cause the only thing I blow is Indo and Chocolate Thai
everyday I get high I believe I can fly
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air freshner for my car, Visine for my eyes
I'm a smoker so pass me the lighter
I smoke so much I got my own fire fighter
while I'm pull all nighters all week long
you can call me and Taz a black Cheech and Chong
I'm own my speaker phone gettin blowed like a feather
25 doobies on my dresser, yessa
I'm a chain smoker ridin in a Range Rover
and when I smoke Indo I use a flame thrower
some people use X and PCP, but all I need
is light green trees for me
and if I don't speak to you it don't mean I'm stuck up
the only thing it mean is Lil' Flip is fucked up..

[Chorus: Big Shasta]
I can smell the chronic in the air tonight (tonight)
smoke on, smoke on
I been rollin paper squares all night long (night long)
I'm so gone, I'm so gone

[Verse 3: Lil' Flip]
Ay you got hash, Indo type flight cousin
I'm pumpin gas, by the stop light on Cuttlin
I'm buzzin drivin in-tox-icated
and the life style I live I know you got to hate it
I smoke, and smoke, I never choke
he got some bunk weed man get a roll
I'm crackin jokes, I laugh and giggle
I'm about to break it down so pass the scissors
roll up a fatty and take puff
roll up another if it ain't enough
I smoke blunts everyday so don't ask me shit
and if that weed ain't fire don't pass me shit

[Chorus: Big Shasta]
I can smell the chronic in the air tonight (tonight)
smoke on, smoke on
I been rollin paper squares all night long (night long)
I'm so gone, I'm so gone

Very Nice ya'll!!!!

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USMC, U want me on that WALL, yeah thats us liberating Kuwait..Just another day in the Glorious Marine Corps