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    Kieth Emerson RIP

    Bummer man saw them in 1977 at Jenison fieldhouse at Michigan state.
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    Depraved Sex Acts Dictionary (Abriged)

    The jolly pirate. When you shoot it in her eye then kick her in the shin
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    Depraved Sex Acts Dictionary (Abriged)

    The gorilla mask is also known as the Abraham Lincoln
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    Tell a Joke

    How do you break a blondes nose? Put a dildo under a glass coffee table. I am done
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    Tell a Joke

    why do blondes like tilt steering? More head room
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    Tell a Joke

    How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None blondes screw in cars.
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    Tell a Joke

    What do you call a smart blonde? Golden retriever
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    Ghost Experience Real?

    I lost my german shepherd labor day. I am a chef and he would always lick my work shoes when i got home. Several times since he died I wake up and get dressed for work and my shoe laces have been wet. Kind of freaky and heart warming too. Even though he died before he was three we had a special...
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    Security

    He travels all over the country giving seminars to postal workers on how to avoid dog bites. He runs a group training class in Meridiian township. His web sight is first class dog training Awesome guy and sure knows his dogs used to be a leo. but is cool as hell.
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    Why does my house still smell Like Marijuana!!

    Leave your exhaust on 24/7
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    My dogs not feeling good.

    Do not give him red bull!!! What breed of dog?
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    grow tent with CO2

    Oh and I did a rough calculation on tent size to get to 1200ppm with controller
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    grow tent with CO2

    I did mine this way. 5x5 tent with sealed air cooled hood. Dual controller for exhaust and co2. When the co2 kicked on for an hour three times in a twelve hour period. The exhaust shut off. I also left exhaust off for twenty minutes after co2 was done so plants could take in remaining co2. The...
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    HPV app

    That cum spraying out of the nose thing is called the angry dragon.
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    Great American Bands

    Oh and graham nash is english and neil young is canadian. lol
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