Recent content by Irollfatties

I only do coke when i wanna keep partying at the end of night after the bar, maybe some at the bar. It mixes with alcohol. But if i really wanna party I"m calling MOLLY. But, real coke has pearl/flakes in it. Almost a blueish hue in the flakes. Kinda sparkles in the light. And it breaks down...

One time I shot on this chicks hair, right? Well I started laughing. I wiped her back down still laughing. And plopped over to my side of the bed, leaned back and layed on my gizz. LOL. It hit my pillow and missed her hair. Joke was on me...

lfmao!!!!!

I remember one time when i was getting head from my gf and i had to come to a light. A big 18 wheeler pulls up, and i don't wanna tell me chick to stop so I think he'll pass and not look back (I was a little further back from the crossing line and he came up on my right. He gets about 5 feet in...

If you stay on the clit area after a shower, i've been known to eat it...

Damn, that sucks. Fuck, I would be pissed to lose a OZ to mold let alone 20.....

You kicked your wife with your redwings cuz you were fucked up on L? I would too, but i like to wear the steal toes...

its a trap....

Whose done a three way? with another dude and a hot skank?////// <<<that guy. :)... Not Arnold,, well maybe, but me.... Well i couldn't help it. I was trapped into a back seat of a car with a friend from high school. Me and my boy were like hey lets go smoke a blunt and flow( yeah, i used to and...

x1000,, but they won't. A ton of great threads get locked and stupid ass ones like this stay open for more people to waste their time.

No this is a heavy man!

Yeah, i lost it to a skank. I was introduced to porn in 4th grade so by the time 7th grade came around i was ready. ;)

Summer of Seventh grade i was banging this chick and her mom pulls up outside. I bail out the back house jump a fence and started walking back home. I walked passed a Asian market and there was a Asian chick staring at me with a disgusted look on her face. I was like wtf are you staring at. So i...

Ewwww. Black water.. throw that shit in the trash and bitch slap the dude you bought it from.

I've seen a lot of posts erased by mods which causes "holes" in threads, So why can't our accounts be deleted? The only excuse I've heard is becuase it causes "holes" threads.