Recent content by f u z z

This isn't a stoner quote, but it referes to Xanax.. "Dude, where did all my bars go?"

I have a 2 year old full lab; 105lbs of pure muscular destruction. I love him though. But i would rather play with my kittens.

If marijuana was to be legalized in the states.. I would marry a hermaphrodite, have a child with it, name it bud, and them i would kill myself.

I once made koolaid and rolled a joint.

lol. I use it on all of my plants. My flowering plants seem to lovvvee it.

I'm constipated.

yess, i do agree. i have had mine for close to 2. and it's getting that way, but i just keep rotating it.

I once came on my best friends litttle sisters face as im writing this.

I don't know but their is a fucking baby turle trying to steal it!

My parents have one, they love it. It is nice that you are able to control your own bed. BUT.. I have a tempurpedic... OMFG. <333

gosh golly wow.

lmao, i love people. If i am not mistaken, powdered sugar can be pressed into pill form. Check that out as a filler maybe? But i think the amount of force to do so would not be able to be obtained without a professional press.

Skull fuck them.

I hate being below sea level. :( Awesome room! I am quite jelouse.

very nice. It really is amazing how fast marijuana plants grow. *edit* (Thats if you have a good light source, ha.)