Born in Alaska, raised by wolves, educated by sharks, DoobieBrother is a Mystery Man, a Cosmic Riddle smothered in Dark Matter, obscured by clouds and wrapped in pita bread, he is the last true Renaissance Man of his generation! Warrior, Artist, Poet, Musician, Chief Cook & Bottle Washer, Scholar, and a Gentleman, he is all that others can only aspire to be! Brave men hide their faces in fear and sully their britches when he strides amongst them, women faint away with moist feverance at his nearness, and the wee babies giggle with angelic mirth when he smiles upon them from afar! Lo, though he is a Mortal man and, like all men of numbered orbits 'round the Sun, he will one day know the sweet, final and loving embrace of the Cosmos. But his legend shall persist through the ages, and he shall forever be held up as an example of modesty, humbleness and sublime grooviness such that all who are born behind him shall know want in regards to their humanity. In Flying Spaghetti Monster's name we pray... "Pass the parmesan..."
sitting smack dab in front of the all-knowing Computron 6000™