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    Which one would you sell?

    Keep both the driveway looks like the grass park on it enought and whose goona say its not drive way. Park the jeep next to the truck and you got room for 3 more cars.
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    7 ladies in DIY CAB with DIY Co2 drip (lot's of PICS)

    How often do you refresh you Co2 mix?
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    What is Jail Like?

    jail prison it doesnt matter your gonna get raped or tried, no longer can u just deck the biggest guy in the yard on the first day u gotta bend him over and fuck him in the yard infront of every one so they kno ur not fucking around. its like 24/7 all boys boarding Highschool with no teachers...
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    My best friend came back, then stole my girlfriend

    been there done that, cant say i took it as well as u seem to but then again i cant see you.but any way ill put one in the air for ya, good luck getting through it and finding better girlfriends and friends. just remenber nobody's perfect. toke
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    airport scanners and bags

    I put my in devices that require batteries travel shaver Mp3 player electric toothbrush under a mostly used deodorant look at wat your packing and what have negative space u can access ive slit up a quarter in to various spots just be confident a guilty look is a invitation is a thorough...
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    Your getting high ritual !

    Before work: hit the alarm check the ashtray for roaches pack those roaches in the bong RIP it shower dress let the dog out roll a blunt make coffee let the dog in tie my tie put on a coat (optional) blaze and walk to the train station At work: wait till lunch break go to the bathroom...
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    Ahh WTF! Cops seized computer!

    EMP the police station!
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    HOLY S**T! i WANT 1!! (the AYE-AYE, points its middle finger at you and you DIE)

    yes i want an army of them to protect the farms patroling the perimeter
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    Juicy (MJ+Coke)

    Exactly! but if u must indulge snort it, smoking coke is smoking crack except the sound effects caused by baking soda. ive done it and its not alot of fun makes u talk ALOT and fell jittery/uneasy/uncomfortable
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    Ahh WTF! Cops seized computer!

    blast yur hard drives with an EMP is the only way to fully erase.EVERYTHING!
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    Bump If You're Baked!

    Smoked 2 blunts between 4 people last night, i was baked like a cake, i woke up this afternoon bout an hr ago and i still feel like a casarole.
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    Black Girls

    LMao this it sadly true look at the space between her upper thighs right under the crotch when she walks to tell if her cooch is a juice box or a loose goose with hanging deli meat the more light the more deli and look for one wit a big butt to smash on but not to big one proportionate to ur...
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    Top 3 Celebs u wanna Bang xD

    Gross, Erin Burnett on the cover of maxim looks lik a guy with boobs.
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    You Know your Smoking on Some Good Shit when...

    when ur listening to music on your iphone and you start looking all over for your iphone to call some one and its in your hand.
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    Calling All Daddy's. Need Advice

    do wat u gotta do man u cant really hide form your kid but u also shouldnt push it on them either id say take it out side of if u have an office do it there. but overall teaching them right from wrong is whats important and letting them know how much u care for them. oh and teach then about...
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