just dig a moat around your plants and fill the moat with panther piss and flower cat fur on the panther piss and than spray hot chili spray on your plant and than piss all around the moat and put fishing line all across the top of your plant to keep away pterodactyls.
i can almost smell the marijuana smoke drifting through the woods as i am running from a cop with my shoes covered in mud and my arms cut up from briars, ie street version: i can almost smell the dank hydro drifting through the block as i run from the police with my bapes dirty and my arms...