Man, sorry to hear about your pain, but some of those stories are pretty damn funny. We've got to be somewhat similar in age based on the length of both of our medical "war stories" lol. Particularly funny was that spill on the water at about 60mph. Same kind of thing happened to me, except I was on one of those sea biscuits. My friend thought it'd be real funny to start doing high speed hairpins with me dragging behind trying to hold on for dear life while everyone waited for me to lose my grip and go skipping across the water like a stone. I have it on film actually. lol To this day, I still try to be pissed about it, but every time I see it on video I can't help but laugh. I know, it's retarded huh? Oh, and I biffed it right in front of a sandbar full of hot SDSU chicks at Imperial Oasis (Colorado River just outside Yuma). All I can say is, never get in the back of a literal SPEED BOAT with nefarious friends that all want to see you crash. Best of luck man.

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