help what should i do

Originally Posted by Dr Kynes

aww man i forgot about beer! i used to use beer all the time! havent had a slug or snail problem since i got my chickens though.

right on bro!

it totally works, but pickin the slugs out of the beer in the morning is gross. Plus it makes the beer taste a little slimey.

ya hafta let them ferment in the bottom. it was too fresh when you tried it.

ive never gagged after reading something, but drinking beer with dead slugs in it... well... i did. hahaha

Was it a lil chuncky

perhaps if they are allowed to marinate for a few days, then coated in bread crumbs and deep fried....

served with a fresh garlic hollandaise sauce (the mayonnaise will really make the slime flavor POP!) on a bed of arugula and garnished with a sprig of fresh parsley and a lemon wedge... i can see myself serving this at a fancy joint. maybe call it Escargot Americano? finally something we can send to france that will make up for their snobbery!

they're just pre-shelled escargot

what will the french think of next, deep fried dog shit?
ive never ate escargot either, never been to eager to eat a slug honestly.

doc......almost ALL ferts are salts. urine is an excellent source of nutrition. if broke...lol. it just has to be watered down.

Originally Posted by scroglodyte

doc......almost ALL ferts are salts. urine is an excellent source of nutrition. if broke...lol. it just has to be watered down.

raw piss has way more sodium chloride than plants can use in a small pot. ammonium chloride fertilizers fertilizers remove the sodium chloride. piss also contains relatively low concentrations of phosphorus and potassium (most people are short on these nutrients, so their piss has even less) just a few golden showers, and your soil will be dangerously overloaded with sodium chloride, smell like a drunk's underpants, and generally make you and the plant both miserable.

this is why "honeybucket" systems suck so badly and nobody uses them in the civilized world, plus there's typhus, amoebic dysentery, cholera, and about a thousand other unpleasant diseases that thrive in concentrated human waste.

c3llblock is a noob, so i dont wanna confuse the issue with scientific details. when i say salt i mean table salt, sodium chloride (which the american diet contains way too much of, so american piss is usually salty as fuck), when i say nitrogen i mean the ammonium nitrites that plants crave. just keeps is easier for the noobs but yes, you are technically correct, and thats the best kind of correct!