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well, all i can tell you from your post, is that you misspelled advice.

You need advice on what?

I think he just needs "general" advice...

Ok, never give big bills to a stripper... start small and let her know there's more where that came from. It'll keep her doing "more" for YOU, and your cash roll will last much longer. Never click the "OK" button until you read the terms and conditions, because if you'll notice, the small print hides some shit that should be at the top and in big letters. Our guys in Vietnam would use two fingers with a little lemon juice on them to test out "the product" before they mounted their guns. If she wiggled around a lot and seemed discomforted, they knew their guns could not rest there... So, make sure you don't put your guns where they can get "rusted". The best advice I can offer, though, is this: Never ask questions that can't be answered on a forum full of stoners, because we get confused and you might hear something that's totally unrelated to whatever it is you are searching or seeking.

Peace!

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