Question regarding Hotels...

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roll a joint
go outside
spark it
walk to a near by gas station
buy a Brisk Iced Tea for .99 cents
walk back to your hotel room
done and done

or

hot box the shit out of your car in the back of the hotel parking lot

You've found the right man for your answer. First put a wet towel under the hotel room door (but make sure the towel isnt sticking out on the other side of the door, dont tuck it under to much!). Secondly, go in the bathroom, put another wet towel under your bathroom door. Now get a bar of soap (preferably good smelling soap) and put it on the soap holder in the shower. Turn the shower on blazing hot and aim the water on top of the bar of soap, the steam and good aroma from the soap and shower will knock out the ganja. Now you can medicate with no worries. I tell you this from experience, ive even done this in the W Hotel in Manhattan.

put a plastic bag over the smoke detector, make sure its well secured especially if your doing some hot boxing. id keep the bathroom door open so it can ventilate out, this way they probably wont be able to trace the smell back to your room too. id secure the bag around the smoke detector by pushing it into the crevices between the detector and ceiling/wall, make sure its tight and try not to tamper with it. if your bags have holes, your fucked. i usually use the bag they provide for cups or the ice box.

you will also want to buy febreeze, or if your smart, ozium, or even better, a biological odor eliminator, thats what they use in hospitals. spray it around the outline of all openings(except windows if you have them), and as well on the walls adjacent to the doors. the wet towel under the door is a must. itd be a good idea to leave a good smelling candle on, or possibly incense about 2 minutes after sparking up, try to smoke fast so you dont have to blow all your money on candles and incense lol.

have fun, if the room service asks, you burned some weird smelling food in the microwave, or just say you took a massive dump and would rather not talk about it. enjoy your stay

If you are going to do it in the room, follow the above advice and brew some coffee. Many hotels/motels have coffeemakers in the room. Brew a lot!

All great ideas, sounds like I've got a set plan Thanks for being so helpful guys.

you guys make shit WAY too complicated..

Originally Posted by DROPZILLA

you guys make shit WAY too complicated..

i wish that post helped the OP, unfortunately it brought nothing to the table. please tell us how you go about smoking in a hotel room.

Originally Posted by DROPZILLA

you guys make shit WAY too complicated..

And that's why we're less likely to get caught than those that don't make it complicated. Besides I don't want the car I'm traveling in (which isn't mine) reeking of weed and I don't want to risk getting caught blazing up in public places which even if you're medical is illegal.