
03-25-2008, 07:50 AM
|  | Veteran Smoker Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Jan 2008
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| | How to survive prison | | I thought since we are all dealing with illegal substances, i would start a thread on how to survive what migth be any of our outcomes. I went in at 18, and it was culture shock. I thougth that maybe some of us could give advice on how they got through it. And please, no bullshit.
I will start with the best advice i ever heard, "Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear" | 
03-25-2008, 07:54 AM
|  | Mr.Ganja Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: um.... where do you live?
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| | I think this is a great thread..... never hurts to have as much info as possible. Thank you for your advise...
rep 4 u | 
03-25-2008, 12:43 PM
|  | Veteran Smoker Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Jan 2008
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| | thank you Orecal,I thought a few of us may end up doing some time, and should know something. I could also walk you through from suspicion from a cop, to being arrested, to actually going to jail. Here's another since no one else wants speak.
Do not ever "hold" or "Watch" or "borrow" or let anyone "give" you something. Nothing is fee and you will pay it back somehow. | 
03-25-2008, 12:46 PM
|  | 420 TIME Stoner | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: the boot
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| | true true...good thread  | 
03-25-2008, 12:48 PM
|  | 420 TIME Stoner | | Join Date: Feb 2008
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| | good thread, I want more advise in case the law ever comes down on me. | 
03-25-2008, 12:50 PM
|  | Mr.Ganja Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: in the depths of uranus
Posts: 3,897
| | if you get popped, do not say shit til you get your lawyer or a lawyer(a good one preferably). remember o.j.!!! | 
03-25-2008, 12:51 PM
|  | Veteran Smoker Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 1,820
| | Keep your fucking mouth shut...dont be tellin everybody your business....keep quiet listen and they will tell you everything...they all have their own agendas so if you keep quiet you can learn them before they learn you | 
03-25-2008, 01:05 PM
|  | Village Idiot Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: here to go
Posts: 6,862
| | don't ever let a cop into your house. if the cop is legally allowed in, he won't be asking.
cops lie, lie and when you think they are done lying - they lie some more.
myth: a cop is not allowed to use drugs - well it is true but they are very good at faking it.
True: a cop is not allowed to allow drugs to get back on the street. they buy, buy, and buy - but never sell (unless it is a sting). so if you suspect someone of being a cop - have them give you a joint and walk away (be prepared to eat it). | 
03-26-2008, 08:57 AM
|  | Veteran Smoker Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Jan 2008
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| | the right to counsel | | Yes you are all right. Don't ever tell the government anything without a lawyer present. If you have been arrested, they have enough evidence without you telling on yourself for you to go to jail.If you have been arrested and not charged, they are fishing for anything that is enough evidence to put you in jail.The VERY FIRST thing you need to state is your right to counsel. It is a constitutionally gauranteed right and cannot be overlooked unless you give them consent and waive this right.
Cops cannot make deals so do not think they will or can help you. It is entirely up to the prosecutor and judge. | 
03-26-2008, 09:00 AM
|  | Veteran Smoker Mr. Ganja | | Join Date: Jan 2008
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| | how to survive prison | | Number 3 Walk with your head up and walk with a purpose. Predators see weakness in body language and can spot a punk from across the yard. Do not walk with a shuffle and as if you are going to burst into tears at any moment. This will get your crunch stolen and your ass dry raped faster than a 12yr old girl in kansas gets pregnant. | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode |
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