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Old 10-16-2009, 06:02 PM
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i started reading some of the older posts on this thread...

all I gotta say is where i'm from a guy got thrown in jail because he did a hit n run while drunk, killed a kid.

first day in jail they took a bottle (like a beer bottle) stuck it 3/4 inside his ass, broke off the bottom, pushed it all the way in. that mo'fo died that week from septic shock to his insides. didn't live to get his day in court.

prison where i'm from is not as simple as keeping to yourself, walking tall, blah blah blah..... 4 guys to a cell, 2 bunkbeds 1 on the floor. someone has to sleep on the toilet... FUCK THAT. jail ain't no joke, not here, i ain't ever going in either.

as far as assraping, yeah, if you're going in, ur gonna get raped, if you killed a kid, or a woman or abused a kid or a woman, you're dying. PERIOD. no death penalty here, it's not an option, the highest you can get is life, unless it's a federal death-penalty case. but you're gonna die in prison if it's gotta do with kids or women, that's the way it is, your dead, within the month, it's guaranteed.

inmates here conduct themselves rather militarily, only one "riot" in the past 2 years. if the inmates act up, no food for 3 days. keeps them nice and quiet.

also, be prepared to suffer from forced insomnia, the prison guards play ULTRA loud music all night long, keeps inmates sleepy, also makes for a very tense atmosphere... still can't figure out why they do that... i consider it torture....

the only good thing bout the jails is nothing. bath 2 times a week, no sleep, little food, almost no water (flushing the toilet is limited, and the bird bath/sink works if you behave), yeah, the cows in the fields that are only good for making manure n milk have it better....

fuck going to prison, at least not where i'm from.....i'd rather post bail and skip... get on a goddam cargo boat and get my ass to a non-extradition country and start a new life w/ no family, no friends, no nothing.... ..
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the cops had to question me b4 and i had 3 super silver haze undeer my 400w hps in my bedroom lol with fans nd shit and lucky he diddnt wanna go upstairs im safe =) and also next year im gonna do a like major planation outside.

u dnt want ur neighbours seing u moivng ur lights nd that about or potting ur plants up if u keep a low profile itl be ok

nice thread =) every worries altleast once and heres were to go
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i started reading some of the older posts on this thread...

all I gotta say is where i'm from a guy got thrown in jail because he did a hit n run while drunk, killed a kid.

first day in jail they took a bottle (like a beer bottle) stuck it 3/4 inside his ass, broke off the bottom, pushed it all the way in. that mo'fo died that week from septic shock to his insides. didn't live to get his day in court.

prison where i'm from is not as simple as keeping to yourself, walking tall, blah blah blah..... 4 guys to a cell, 2 bunkbeds 1 on the floor. someone has to sleep on the toilet... FUCK THAT. jail ain't no joke, not here, i ain't ever going in either.

as far as assraping, yeah, if you're going in, ur gonna get raped, if you killed a kid, or a woman or abused a kid or a woman, you're dying. PERIOD. no death penalty here, it's not an option, the highest you can get is life, unless it's a federal death-penalty case. but you're gonna die in prison if it's gotta do with kids or women, that's the way it is, your dead, within the month, it's guaranteed.

inmates here conduct themselves rather militarily, only one "riot" in the past 2 years. if the inmates act up, no food for 3 days. keeps them nice and quiet.

also, be prepared to suffer from forced insomnia, the prison guards play ULTRA loud music all night long, keeps inmates sleepy, also makes for a very tense atmosphere... still can't figure out why they do that... i consider it torture....

the only good thing bout the jails is nothing. bath 2 times a week, no sleep, little food, almost no water (flushing the toilet is limited, and the bird bath/sink works if you behave), yeah, the cows in the fields that are only good for making manure n milk have it better....

fuck going to prison, at least not where i'm from.....i'd rather post bail and skip... get on a goddam cargo boat and get my ass to a non-extradition country and start a new life w/ no family, no friends, no nothing.... ..
WTF are you talking about? Where are you, Turkey? Mexico???
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Old 10-17-2009, 02:04 PM
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nope. let's just say it's a commonwealth of the U.S.

it's not where I am, it's where I grew up.

i'm born in the U.S. grew up in the commonwealth, moved back to the U.S. as soon as I could...
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Hes from Virginia thats the only commonwealth I know of
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they have a book titled " Arrest-Proof Yourself" by dale c. carson and wes Denham... also free for download online... the book is written by an ex cop... former FBI Agent and currently criminal defense attorny.

The books and a MUST READ and it broken down like so

Introduction: Talking Shop with an Old Cop ................................................1
» PART I «
CRIMINAL JUSTICE PLAYERS:
COPS, BAD GUYS, THE CLUELESS HORDE

1 New Plantations for New Generations .................................................. 29
2 To Hunt and Arrest Is the Quest of the Best ........................................50
3 When You’re Living Free and Tall,
Don’t Become a Score in Police Pinball .................................................. 61
4 Getting Wise to Real Bad Guys .................................................. .............76
5 Get on Board with the Clueless Horde .................................................. .83
6 Those Freaking Jits Will Give You Fits .................................................. .95
7 Why Minorities Get Hammered .................................................. .........109
8 Law Enforcement Shouldn’t Give a Pass
to All Those Crooks in the Middle Class .............................................122
9 Some Modest Suggestions .................................................. ....................132
» PART II «
ARREST PROOFING ON THE STREETS

10 Cop a ’Tude and You Get Screwed .................................................. .....139
11 Dirty Cop Tricks .................................................. ...................................142
12 Peekaboo! Peekaboo! Don’t Let Big Bad Cops See You ....................147
13 Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come for You? ...............................158
14 Blue Light? Stay Out of Sight! .................................................. .............161
15 If You Lie, the Cops Will Pry .................................................. ..............164
16 Mama Was Right: Stay Home at Night! ..............................................170
17 You Can Win by Giving In .................................................. ..................173
18 To Avoid the Tragic, Use Words That Are Magic ..............................177
19 Street Creds Are Tops for Dealing with Cops ....................................184
20 There Ain’t No Hope When You Carry Dope ....................................193
21 Emergency Procedures .................................................. ........................197
22 When Girls Tell a Tale That Sends You to Jail ....................................202
» PART III «
ARREST PROOFING IN YOUR CAR
23 Citizen Inspection? Revenue Collection? Or Driver Protection? ....213
24 Mirror, Mirror in the Car, Will the Cops Stay Near or Far? ............223
25 Staying Free During a Traffic Stop
Means the Guy Who Loses Is the Cop ................................................23 5
26 To Be Searched or Not to Be Searched? That Is the Question! ........241
27 Tips That Never Fail to Keep You Out of Jail ......................................250
28 Car Creds Are the Key to Keep You Free ............................................255
29 Don’t Get in a Lurch. Do a Search! .................................................. ....263
30 You Can Tell Cops “Toodle-oo”
When You Squirt the Yellow Goo .................................................. ......270

» PART IV «
AIDS TO LEARNING
The Golden Rules .................................................. ........................................277
The Magic Words .................................................. ........................................277
Index .................................................. .................................................. ...........279
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i started reading some of the older posts on this thread...

all I gotta say is where i'm from a guy got thrown in jail because he did a hit n run while drunk, killed a kid.

first day in jail they took a bottle (like a beer bottle) stuck it 3/4 inside his ass, broke off the bottom, pushed it all the way in. that mo'fo died that week from septic shock to his insides. didn't live to get his day in court.

prison where i'm from is not as simple as keeping to yourself, walking tall, blah blah blah..... 4 guys to a cell, 2 bunkbeds 1 on the floor. someone has to sleep on the toilet... FUCK THAT. jail ain't no joke, not here, i ain't ever going in either.

as far as assraping, yeah, if you're going in, ur gonna get raped, if you killed a kid, or a woman or abused a kid or a woman, you're dying. PERIOD. no death penalty here, it's not an option, the highest you can get is life, unless it's a federal death-penalty case. but you're gonna die in prison if it's gotta do with kids or women, that's the way it is, your dead, within the month, it's guaranteed.

inmates here conduct themselves rather militarily, only one "riot" in the past 2 years. if the inmates act up, no food for 3 days. keeps them nice and quiet.

also, be prepared to suffer from forced insomnia, the prison guards play ULTRA loud music all night long, keeps inmates sleepy, also makes for a very tense atmosphere... still can't figure out why they do that... i consider it torture....

the only good thing bout the jails is nothing. bath 2 times a week, no sleep, little food, almost no water (flushing the toilet is limited, and the bird bath/sink works if you behave), yeah, the cows in the fields that are only good for making manure n milk have it better....

fuck going to prison, at least not where i'm from.....i'd rather post bail and skip... get on a goddam cargo boat and get my ass to a non-extradition country and start a new life w/ no family, no friends, no nothing.... ..

doesn't sound like you've ever even been in. your the only one saying anything like this. sounds like its 50/50 bullcrap with some truth.
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Old 10-23-2009, 06:18 AM
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doesn't sound like you've ever even been in. your the only one saying anything like this. sounds like its 50/50 bullcrap with some truth.
whats up email ,long time no see,anyhow i think your right,along with the poster you pointed out most posters in this thread have not did one lick of time in any pennatentary or prison. alot of posts read like a made for tv movie instead of real life experience especially the moron saying to pick out the biggest guy & kick his ass,try that shit in any michigan prison & he'd be clipping some young bucks toe nails & all the other good stuff.
 

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