Plane Curiousity.

I really wasnt sure where to post this...

So i am taking a trip, and being like every other stoner, im curious about bringing green on a plane. I am not talking mass ammounts, i am only talking an 8th or possibally a dub at the very most of some reg/mids. id like to know if any of yall think itd be possible to bring without having to shove it into my ass or do the whole shampoo act. lol i am going from atlanta to chicago, so nothing international. do u guys see any way or do i just needa get super baked n wait a week? I was thinking maybe putting it in a couple ziplocks, air sealing it, and taping it to my inner thigh? Somebody please edumacate me.

P.S.
Big family trip, so u can imagine me wanting to have something to relax on.

i flew from new mexico to indiana when my gma died when iwas traveling with hippies, put a half zip of the turbo dank in my boxer pocket, totally worked never got caught , wsas gonna put it in peanut butter they said i couldnt take it on the plain, tried putting it in my ass crack, dont even trygot blazed in indiana tho, went from indiana to california with 1000's of seeds in the same pocket, tho indianapolis airport has a thing that either x rays u or smells u ideont rememebr, but it is randow, they picked a 12 year ol dgirl behind me and not me, shewwwww, i assume if u put it in zip loc, put it in another zip lock, then naother with peanut butter or coffe then another zip loc and tape it to under your johnson im sure iull be fine, for that little i wouldnt risk ,it then again i could find bud in any city on the face of this planet, sorry bout the ego but it has been proven , anyone can lol whatever