Urine tests are bullshit

Alright I'm on probation right now and my PO tests me every week. I just got on it, so i had my first one done. I asked my straight buddy to piss for me and he's cool so he says yeah. Ive got one of those heat bottles to put it in and it worked out perfectly getting it in. But it came up positive for THC and Benzo's or whatever. I know that is bullshit my friend is straight.
So I was ranting about it how those tests are fucked to people and one of my friends told me (he's a heavy smoker) that when he got on probation and got tested his came out negative when he'd been smoking every day for a long time. He said he didnt use any pills, or drink a lot of water or any of those tricks.

Has anyone else had the same thing happen to them??

anyone.........

Nope I haven't...
It sounds like your "straight" friend might have been going a little crooked and getting fucked up on xanax or Valium

no
but i did use thw whizzinator
and it came up inconclusive everytime
my po didnt know any better

well i dont know if it was benzos something like that but i looked it up later and it was under anti depressant meds and i know he takes those. but the thc?? i know for a fact

Does he ever sit in the same room as people who are smoking?

no he used to smoke like a lot 6 months ago hes a hardcoree activist for pot and he wont smoke until its legal. but hes the type of dude where if he smoked in like the last 2 months he would of said ask someone else you know. but maybe your right he could have but i dont think he would risk giving me his piss if he was in a room because were pretty tight you know.

hippietoker18 said:

no he used to smoke like a lot 6 months ago hes a hardcoree activist for pot and he wont smoke until its legal. but hes the type of dude where if he smoked in like the last 2 months he would of said ask someone else you know. but maybe your right he could have but i dont think he would risk giving me his piss if he was in a room because were pretty tight you know.

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Yeah I feel you dude
Lol why would your friend call himself a pot activist but won't smoke until it's legal? He is going to be waiting a very very long time and clearly is nowhere near an activist

haha i feel the same about his choice. but oh well he does his own thing you know haha

Sounds like your buddy screwed you. They dont test for "Anti-depresents" in urine tests

I have had a similar situation with testing, only it was hair follicle. Went and got a test done and was smoking bout an oz a week when I heard I had to get one and I stopped for 14 days and my body hair analysis (underarm) stated I had been clean for 12 months. They said I was clean and I said "Thank you, I believe you" and walked out the door amazed...

podunk421 said:

I have had a similar situation with testing, only it was hair follicle. Went and got a test done and was smoking bout an oz a week when I heard I had to get one and I stopped for 14 days and my body hair analysis (underarm) stated I had been clean for 12 months. They said I was clean and I said "Thank you, I believe you" and walked out the door amazed...

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woah haha sweet man i guess i'll ask my PO for pit hair!

hippietoker18 said:

woah haha sweet man i guess i'll ask my PO for pit hair!

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yeah I have my theory on it though in that armpit hair generally does not grow as much and being I have had the same (more or less) length of hair since I can remember I figure they checked and saw I was clean based on being the hair growth was from my early teens not recently.

Basically, the benzo positive could be from a number of things relating to medications (which unfortunately you do not take, unlike your friend). The THC, well, that's a different matter. Normally, I wouldn't say six months later some THC is going to show up on a urinalysis....highly, highly unlikely, but it could. Also, being around smoke can trigger a positive with secondhand smoke and such. Probation is rough, but depending on the situation, maybe you should just sit this one out for a few months? There's tons of ways to get around UA's, but then again, the urine has to be clean.

dr greens agent x

never let me down yet... 5 tests and counting