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Old 09-26-2008, 01:00 AM
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Talking The Way I (ALWAYS) Pass A Drug Test...
Ok so I know im a "Noob" on here and all but I have been dealijng with marijuana related stuff for years...im 21 years old and have smoked sence I was 12 (which was with my mom) and grown some sort of plant just about every "season" outdoors and am now doing hydroponics...anywho...

I have passed numerous tests like this and yes it works 100% if done correctley...

I worked at a power plant for southern company doing electrical work and they pop randoms all the damn time so what I would do this...
The forman would tell me to go to the office because they needed me so i suspected every time that it was a drug test...

1) Go to the bathroom as soon as you can after you hear or find out your having a test...approx like 1 - 1 1/2 hours before your test and piss everything out...and by this i mean push until you feel that its all out!

2) Down as much water as you can handle! I mean chug the shit out of it! you will feel the urge to vomit...take a break like 5 min and down more...you should feel soooo full and feel suck...then after you have downed about 50 OZ your ready to test...

3)go in to take the test...try to experement and see how long it takes you to pee after downing the water so you will know your time frameand keep in mind that some places may require a wait...

4) when you get the urge to pee try to go in and pee as soon as you can like as soon as the urge hits you! ok so you have cup in hand and ready to pee because by this time you gotta pee bad! pee the first spurt in the toilet maybe a stream about 6 inches or so and then fill the cup up to the desired level and it will be clear like water or almost clear!

and Badda-Bing badda bang! You WILL Pass...
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Old 09-26-2008, 02:01 AM
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I used to do this. Drink water till my piss is clear in the toilet, then give it "mid stream" piss.

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2) Down as much water as you can handle! I mean chug the shit out of it! you will feel the urge to vomit...take a break like 5 min and down more...you should feel soooo full and feel suck...then after you have downed about 50 OZ your ready to test...

Water intoxication anyone??


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just get a detox shake or balloon some clean piss
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i used to drink water because i was on probation..it works when they use a dipstick but if they send it to a lab on the calibration machine you can forget about it...not even those shakes or detox formulas work you need a rubber dick and piss inside a bag to pass that..
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Ive passed tests sent into labs various times just by chuggin water.
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well i got locked up for chugging water so thats kind of hard for me to beleive
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i have passed many of lab test from the shakes. My mother is a nurse and does the test all the time they are very easy to pass
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Mine were all sent to labs. You just wanna dilute the shit out of your piss. Then give it mid stream only. In hindsite, it wasn't the smartest thing to do. If I ever have to do this again ill prolly just drink booze.

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