SO I WENT down to jamaica for 2 weeks as soon as i stepped of the resort i had all these rasta's ask me if i wanted to buy weeed so i followed them , they showed me several grocery bags filled to the top with weed , it wasnt shitty weed it was supremo bud so i bought one of the bags for bought 100 $ canadian, which i consider cheap as fuck , so for 2 weeks straight , everyday i probably smoked at least 15 grams and went swimming almost drowned 1 or 2 times but thats another story.
so bought 14 days later my trip was bout up and i still had a bunch , so i started eating alot of the weed, i ate so much that i got sik, so whatever was left i couldnt throw out so i came up with this genious idea buy floss and wrap the weed up with floss and wrap it around my testicles i used bought 10 packs of floss , so i looked like i had the biggest nuts in the world.
so where leaving the jaimcan airport no questions didnt even ask us or search the bags twice , where bought to arrive in canada and they start handing out those custom cards that ask u what u brought so as soon as i saw that and started thinking bought customs i started sweating and get all paranoid i was bought to go to the washroom and dump the dope, but some little voice in my head said dont do it , so i listened to him, i got off the plane customs didnt look at me 2wice im getting close to the airport door that leads to the main street and what do i c infront of me is a cop with a dog walks in and the dog just start barking like nuts and growling and trying to bite me and my first reaction was like wow calm down pertending like i didnt do shit , and the officer looks at me and says sorry sir the dog is still being trained.

well thats bought one of the craziest things that happened to me ,lesson from this story floss doesnt work and leaves mint smell allover ur legs for a couple days ur girl might like.

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damn i woulda shit myself

lol almost did , i was bout to cry and say i wont do it again

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nothing like the rush you got when that dog sounded off eh ... cool

I'd do it again.... you had no problems at all......... other than paranoia.

thats a crazy story though

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Your so damn lucky.. "sorry sir the dog is still in training" haha that poor dog was right and he got in trouble for barking at you.. If it was America your balls would have been bitten off.. haha thanks for that.. good stuff.

good thing im not in america cus i need my balls
i would never attempt such a thing in america , only in canada

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thats some funny shit. I got got by a sniffer dog last summer at global gathering festi. Im an animal lover anyway so i couldnt have any ill will towards the dog. I was done for possetion of extacy ( 4 pills that were the crappest e ive ever had)

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a friend tried to get a 1/2 oz he had left out of jamaica... ended up ditching most of it in the airport and only ended up with like a few g's he had hidden (i didnt ask where) really dense LONG smoke
great story man! hope it made the smoke even better!

y do u need a sniffer dog if anything i would get a thermal camera

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