The First Time That You Meet Her
She'll Sweep You Off Your Feet
She's Just The Kind Of Lady
Every Man Would Like To Meet

If Yer Feelin Blu And Not Up Too
She'll Help You Git Around
She'll Put A Smile Upon Your Face
She'll Never Let You Down

Yes This Lady Is A Charmer
And Indeed She Is So Fine
But By The Time She's Through With You
She'll Turn Your Life To Crime

Because This Lady Is Expensive
She Wants Your Every Dime
And Each Time She Presents Herself
She'll Get It Every Time

She'll Make You Spend Your Bank Account
Sell Your Car And Then Your House
And In The End This Cruel Lady
Will Even Take Your Spouse

This Lady I Refer Too
Is Known As Cocaine
And Soon The Only Love You'll Feel
Is Flowin Through Your Veins

And When You Are Without Her
You'll Feel Like Your Gonna Die
You'll Kill For Thee Almighty Buck
So She Can Make You High

She's A Destroyer Of Life, She's All Consuming
She'll Soon Fill Your Life With Fear
She'll Take Your Life's Last Drop Of Blood
And Make You Cry A Beggars Tear

She Has No Conscience About What She Does
But What She Does She Does So Well
She'll Soon Make You A Cocaine Junky
And Your Final Step Is Hell

Yes They Call Cocaine A Lady
But If You Open Up Your Eyes
Im Sure You'll See She's Not A Lady
But A Killer In Desguise!!!!!

that's actually good. I like it, claps for you

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ummm coke blows

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I have the urge to drink another fif and let shredded cheese melt all over my hairy chest cuz I'm hawt awwwwooo.

It's better like this:

The First Time That You Meet Her
She'll Sweep You Off Your Feet
She's Just The Kind Of Lady
Every Man Would Like To Meet

If Yer Feelin Blu And Not Up Too
She'll Help You Git Around
She'll Put A Smile Upon Your Face
She'll Never Let You Down

Yes This Lady Is A Charmer
And Indeed She Is So Fine
But By The Time She's Through With You
She'll Turn Your Life To Crime

Because This Lady Is Expensive
She Wants Your Every Dime
And Each Time She Presents Herself
She'll Get It Every Time

She'll Make You Spend Your Bank Account
Give Her Your Car And Then Your House
And In The End This Cruel Lady
Will Even Take Your Spouse

This Lady I Refer Too
Is Known As Mary Jane
And Soon The Only Love You'll Feel
Is Flowin' Through Your Veins

And When You Are Without Her
You'll Feel Like Your Gonna Die
You'll Kill For Thee Almighty Green
So She Can Make You High

She's A Destroyer Of Life, She's All Consuming
She'll Soon Fill Your Life With Paranoid Fear
She'll Take Life's Season's Last Blood Crop
And You Can't Even Remember How You Got Here

She Has No Conscience About What She Does
But What She Does She Does So Well
She'll Soon Make You A Pothead
And Your Final Step Is Taco Bell

Yes They Call Mary Jane A Lady
But If You Open Up Your Bloodshot Eyes
Sure, See She's Not A Lady
But I'd Hit That Anytime!!!!!



I did this for jokes, no disrespect to the songwriter is intended.

Sincerely,

The Green Thumbed Villain
(that's my boss stage name)

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no disrespect taken PlasmaRadio, "HELL I LIKE IT!! as a matter of fact im gonna write one about bud today!!

glad you like it charfizcool!!! have lots more on many different subjects, but cant find them! these are the only two i had memorized!!

Let me know when it is done, I want to take a crack at writing the score.

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