Legend of the Pot Ninja (poem)

parttimer · #1 03-24-2009, 05:17 PM

He started a grow in an old unused shack.
Putting his plants somewhere in the back.
He even made sure that they had enough light.
But when he returned he got such a fright.
Two people he saw, had discovered the shack.
What would he do? He wants his plants back.
Alas he is worried it might be a trap.
So he posted on here and some called him a whinger.
Then they suggested he become the pot ninja.
So the training began at the video store.
All of the Movies he couldnt watch more.
He watched Jackie Chan and even Bruce Lee.
The look in his eyes, it was worrying me.
Until the day came, in the dead of night.
He ran through the woods with footsteps so light.
He saw both the plants alive in his head.
But when he did find them alas they were dead.
He slipped into the night like he never existed.
But I asked a FED and they said he is listed.
If a twig snaps, when the mist is down low.
Its time to escape! dont move away slow!
The Pot Ninja is out there in search of his grow.

(based on fact, source = a friend of a friends cousin)

Boneman · #2 03-24-2009, 05:48 PM

Cool beans

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