So I get home from a weekend getaway. The second I walked in the door, I could smell my garden. I thought I had fixed it with carbon filter and air purifier. But, i guess not.

Already spent $150 on new seeds, even started some already. I realized, I simply cannot risk having the smell in the house again.

The only thing I've thought of to try, is to hack the crap out of the plant, turning it into a "bonzai" dwarf tree. Perhaps a small plant with just 6 cola's wouldn't stink?

Anyone have any other ideas?

do you have a carbon filter system that works? you might need to just change your carbon, or look online at some of the hydro stores and the have a shit load of de- odorizers for you.