I once cut a turd the size of a large sweet potatoe. Drilled a hole in it and popped a seed in her. That plant grew ten feet, but it tasted like shit.

This one got me, well done sir.

"mostly maui wowie, but its got some labrador in it too."
"whats labrador?"
"Dog shit"

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http://www.rollitup.org/grow-room-de...ntilation.html

isnt that how mexican brown weed is made?

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Watching people in legal countries grow cannabis is awesome, I do like to pretend to grow occasionally to make me feel e-cool, but I know it is illegal in my country so I do not grow cannabis.

Cmon man,get real,whoever told you that was a complete idiot,i wish i knew him because i'd talk him into all kinds of stupid shit.

EDIT,on second thought that guy was right,all you gotta do is this,every time you gotta take a leak for the next week do it in a spray mist bottle,then let it sit in the sun for a week,after that pinch a loaf on a paper plate,select a few choice seeds & insert them into the brown trout you just laid,making sure to push the seed in 1 inch with your finger,set that sucker directly over your heat register & mist it 3 times a day with the fermented urine.

Now all ya gotta do is sit back & watch it grow,just like a chia pet,only stinkier.

hahahaha... ahhhhhhhhhhh......... i ......lol.....this is so .......uh.....where do i begin....ah fuck it!!!.....hahaha

I was going to clown, but you know what dude, go for it. If you can stomach the thought of your room smelling like your own piss and shit, and you want to smoke something that has been sucking up the toxins from your body for months. More power to you bro.

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Everyone makes it sounds like growing plants in shit is disgusting, I don't think human shit would be good to use but cow manure would be good to use probably not by itself but mixed in with the soil, a lot of plants that you eat have been grown with shit as fertilizer and its not like you're eating shit just like you wouldn't be smoking shit.

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Anybody ever visit a waste treatment plant where they process all the human fecees that we flush,after it's treated & sterilized it's then dried & run's down a conveyer belt into an awaiting dumpster,then sold to farmers as fertilizer.

The key here is that its treated & sterilized before use.